Fedora E-Cig's

Yesterday i was shopping in Trader Joe's when this shitty walking fedora let out a gigantic candy cane flavored vapor cloud right in the middle of the aisle at the cheese section.

First of all: I dont want to smell a fucking candy-flavored cloud ...ever.

Second? I dont want to breathe something that has literally been inside your body. The idea of walking through his cloud that was inside his hot sweaty lungs is fucking disgusting.

Third? I dont want to breathe second hand smoke/vape/whatever the fuck. I dont want nicotine in my body, i dont want propylene glycol in my body, i dont want vegetable glycerine in my body.

anyways, i had a fucking pissy look on my face, so he turned around, noticed, and said "Oh, dont worry, it's vapor! not smoke!" and walked off all smiling and self-righteous. rage.

In all fairness, its not REALLY his fault. Fucking every single e cig box says "SMOKE LITERALLY ANYWHERE!!! EVEN PRESCHOOLS AND AIRPLANES!!" right on the box, you cant blame a retard for believing advertising.

White Males Don't Care About Cat Calling

A few years ago i made a Draenei female on World of Warcraft. I didn't think much of it at the time, i just liked the way it looked. I started doing quests in the area so i could get to level 10, and proceeded on my way to Stormwind. When i got there i had planned to take up some professions, so i started making my way to their respective areas until some random guys began talking to me. I didn't know who they were, and i was just minding my own business. They started asking me how old i was, if i had a webcam, if i wanted to join their guild. I said no but that didn't stop them. I was annoyed.

Eventually i left to do something else. I started walking to Westfall because i always enjoyed that quest line. Well, i was having some trouble and this guy noticed it and asked if i wanted to party. I was like sure. He started talking in party chat, asking me if i was pretty, how long I've been playing WoW, etc. I finally had enough when he outright called me babe.

I enjoyed my time as a Shaman, when i wasn't actively being harassed. I made it to level 40 before making the conscience decision to delete that character and remake one as a male. 

The point is, i just wanted to play a game. If you see a girl walking down the street, she's probably busy and doesn't want to be bothered. If you are trying to get a girlfriend, be respectful towards women. Go to actual places where they don't mind being chatted up. Or just use a dating website. Just because you call a girl sexy, or beautiful, doesn't mean you she owes you anything.