Current Events : I shoved my girlfriends dog because he was about to turn my X1 off

My girlfriend's dog has a history of turning off my games while playing online since it's so touch sensitive. I'm allergic and shouldn't touch it so I've been asking her to lock him up in the bedroom while I play my games. She has kinda been meh about it. I saw him kinda sniffing around again while playing online and asked her nicely if she could help move him. She didn't move from her laptop. I asked again. And again.

Very slight acknowledgement that I even talked. Dog was getting closer and closer so I got up and gave it a little shove with my foot because I can't pick him up or want to touch him. It wasn't hard at all, but enough to move him and it looked worse because he was resisting. Well anyway she f***ing flipped. Pretty sure she wants to break up with me over this. I'm blaming her because I asked 5 times if she could help move him. Am I in the wrong here?

This is the troll line.

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