ITT: we describe video games poorly.
>come back from cruise
>fuck buddy is killed
>you get blamed
>escape prison
>avenge fuck buddy
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>>678405188 (OP)
Dishonored
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>>678405304
Nope :)
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>>678405413
T.T
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>wear stupid hat
>Get special rocks
>get locked in with creep for 7 years
>collect more special shit
>slay manbearpig
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>>678405188 (OP)
Watchdogs
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>group of peeps
>wars over big ass rocks
>You kill your bad self
>fly to moon
>win
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>>678406693
kingdom hearts?
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>>678407016
Nope
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>go horseback riding
>village hates you for wanting to save your girlfriend
>kill some really tall people
>Eat lizards
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>planet with treasure place
>shoot bandits
>bad guy cyberbullies you over the phone
>become world's most dangerous errand boy
>get treasure
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>>678405188 (OP)
Assassin's Creed?
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> 5v5 PvP
>Faggotry ensues
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>>678407814
Borderlands 2, or maybe the presequal
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>>678407890
Dota 2
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>>678405721
Ocarina of time
>>678406693
Final fantasy 4
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>>678407890
Reague of Regends
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>>678407890
Smite, LOL, Dota, HOTS, evt.
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>live on turtle
>music water
>poor work conditions lava
>police greenhouse
>shadow dude
>bs
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>Guys in speedos
>Goat
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>Wall-ball on meth
>Hip-Hop
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>>678405721
south park
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>Chuckee-Cheese = 2spook4me
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>>678407566
check'd and Shadow of the Colossus
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>Monkeys vs Crocodiles
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>Gamer = Virgin
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>>678409610
Middle east?
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>>678411016
Nope.
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>>678408005
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>>678407832
Wot?
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>>678405188 (OP)
bounce on cane to this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ [Embed]
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>>678405188 (OP)
Is it any call of duty?
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>>678410061
FNAF
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>>678411677
>Check'd
win.rar
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>A bunch of retarded teens who all die in the end.
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>>678405188 (OP)
Dishonored?
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>>678409716
Parrapa the rappa?
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>>678412439
Nope.
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< 2 > Girlfriend has cheated on me after 5 years. Time to pay her back https://hive.am/vxjM9 Enjoy this leak , it has 3 videos of this bitch. Will remove it in a few minutes
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>chilling it up with homies
>yall wanna leave home
>bout to fucking do it
>oh shit
>your homes gone
>everyones home is gone
>in unknown place probably never going to see parents again
>where my homies @
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>>678405304
Pretty good guess though, I wouldn't have thought of that
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>>678405188 (OP)
you play them with a stick that gives you joy, on a box with 1 glass side that sits on your tv stand, or...
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> be poor farmer
> get shot
> whore wife lives at farm with son who probably isnt mine
> kill people to get back to whore wife
> die
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>>678410789
Shit that's a hard one.
Is it a game you made?
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>Big brolic black dude named fucking REQUIS
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>wake up in room
>walk through door
>2spooky4me
>end of room
>walk through door
>2spooky4me
>end of room
>2spooky4me
>end of room
>cancelled
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>>678413304
RDR
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>Bear
>Hot sister
>Gotta finish ma puzzles
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>>678405188 (OP)
>platformer
>starts easy enough
>most unusual game in the franchise
>gets a little tougher
>goes apeshit difficult when getting a hammer
>fun even though everyone doesn't like it just because it's different from the series
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>>678413815
Banjo kazooie
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>>678413643
Silent hills PT
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>>678413988
Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
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>>678414057
Ding ding
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>>678411955
Until Dawn?
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>>678414180
Bingo
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>Wife's dead
>Daughter's dead
>ExCop
>Whisky
>Pills
>Huehuehue
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>>678407814
Borderlands 2 or pre-sequel
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>>678414121
Mah nigga
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>>678405188 (OP)
>Some British fag talks to my sack.
Nuff Said.
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>>678414279
Die hard
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>>678414279
Max Payne
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>SydMatters.jpg
>Sharknados
>Time will fuck you up
>Shock value
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>neglectful parent
>abuses dog
>old as fuck
>straight up loses and forgets about child
>probably addicted to drugs and alcohol
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>You died
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>water
>go out bro
>shit it's fucked round here
>the fuck why hulk people why
>heres water
>lol fuck you
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>>678414629
Fallout 4
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>>678414664
Dark souls/Bloodbourne
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>>678414629
Fallout 4
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>>678414488
Yes and Check'd
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>>678413609
Cod mw3
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>a rookie cop has a shitty first day on the job
>the police station was designed by fags
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>>678414696
Mad max?
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>>678414767
More so Dark souls but yeah
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>Team up with british guy to battle bossy bitch.
>British guy gets angry
>Team up with bossy bitch to battle british guy
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>3d platformer
>monkeys in balls
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>pseudo-zombies everywhere
>colorful as fuck
>anti-soda propaganda
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>dream
>prison
>hand powers
>shit villain
>gay bull guy
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>>678414519
Ez life is strange
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>>678414932
Portal 2
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>>678414932
Portal 2
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>>678414924
nopé
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>>678414985
Sunset overdrive
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>>678413815
the revenant?
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>>678414808
spot on
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>>678414985
Sunset Overdrive
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>>678415001
indeed, bucko
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>open door
>get shot
>repeat
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>>678414900
Resident evil?
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>>678414696
Fallout 3.
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>shoot Russians
>general is an asshole
>kill general
>go back to shooting Russians
>BABAABABBBABA A A A AA ASKSKFL
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>>678415267
Yes, the second one
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>I should go.
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>>678415258
SAW?
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>>678415308
getting closer
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>fly to giant ring floating in space
>fuck short aliens
>kill big aliens
>fuck more small aliens
>computer bitch tells you what to do
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>>678414664
Jolly Cooperation
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>>678414996
Bioshock?!
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>>678415258
Hotline Miami?
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>>678415363
Reed orchestra 2
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>A Slavic relative that enjoys participating in a particular activity
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>dead end job
>aliens and shit
>mysterious man
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>nazis discover cool rock
>rock kills people
>people killed by rock kill other people
>four people need to killed people killed by rock
>time travel
>drunk Russian
>children toys
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>platformer
>badass lone soldier type
>shoot floating footballs to get power ups
>fight all kinds of crazy ass bosses
>seriously this is impossible with just 3 lives
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>FBI is chasing you
>Your best friend is some fat kid eating ice cream
>jump on FBI and eat their heads
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>>678415482
Halo
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>rape god has your soul
>escape
>convoluted story
>side-boss is harder than main boss
>controversial amongst fans
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>>678415592
COD:zombies
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>>678415499
nope
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>>678415618
nice
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>>678415559
Grand theft auto IV
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>>678415542
Good guess, nope
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>>678415591
Half-Life 3
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>>678415746
Gottem
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>>678415596
Serious Sam!
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>>678415592
nazi zombies
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>>678415062
>>678415045
Yup.
It was an easy one.
Anotha then
>be a mailman
>get caught up between Walt Disney, cowboys and romans
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>>678408621
drawn to life 2?
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>you wear hats
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>>678415667
Dante's Inferno.
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>>678415605
Prototype?
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>>678406693
Kerbal Space Program
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>flying in space ship
>does aileron roll
>sidekicks are all god damn cunts
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>>678415258
That badass game from stickdeath?
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>>678416036
Star Fox
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>>678415929
TF2
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>>678416036
Star Fox 64
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>>678416036
Star fox
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>>678415944
no, interesting guess tho
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>>678415605
Kek
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>>678414996
Fucking Riddick, idk.
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>do puzzles
>question your own humanity an existence
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>>678405188 (OP)
Responses to OP's image:
Greece, Italy, Romania, Bosnia, and probably a lot more.
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>Get cubes
>Build cubes
>Repeat
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>>678416284
hunie pop
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>>678416331
Minecraft
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>>678416284
Solipsism
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>get a cock
>Cockfight friends
>cockfight more
>cockfight professional cockfighters
>fight evil cockfighters
>fight master cockfight
>you are the master cockfighter
>Cockfighting is more literal than you think
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>canister-looking-thing
>cures infection
>hitler has it
>an heros
>kill zombies
>travel to hitler's bunker and Berlin and stuff for pieces of this canister-looking-thing
>fly off to safety after killing a ghost thing
I'll be really surprised if someone gets this
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>>678416331
Minecraft
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>>678416364
Nope
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>>678416294
Surrender Land, and Canada also
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>>678416265
idk if anyone will get it, but it's DragonAge: Inquisition
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>yellow taxi cunt
>children gta
> "doh"
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>>678416380
>>678416430
Too easy, I guess
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>>678416465
oh goddamn it, how did i not get it
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>>678416387
Not sure what you're going for there
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>>678416284
The Talos Principle
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>>678416536
IT'S CRAAAAAAAAAAZAYYYYYYYYY TAXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII1111111111!!1!!!1
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>>678414963
Super Monkey ball
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>>678416399
Pokemon!
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>>678416593
Fuck yeah m8
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>you need something
>What you need is speed
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>>678416536
Simpson's hit and run?
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>steal cars
>break stuff
>police chase
>you can beat up people but not kill them
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>>678416536
yellow america cartoon: assault and escape
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>>678416417
Bionic Commando?
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>>678416736
L.A Noire
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>>678412885
KH1 ezpz
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>>678416417
Forget the name of it, but I KNOW it's a game by Rebellion
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>>678416743
Simpson's: Hit & Run
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Seriously, no one is going to get this. If you google the name of this game, you won't find the game. Still, I have played and beaten it, so...
>be major political leaders
>have katana or blowgun
>do "puzzles"
>be a shit fucking game
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>>678416743
The Simpsons: Hit and Run!
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>be a furry
>hit people
>shoot people
>get stuck on doors
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>>678407890
Counter strike?
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>>678416817
Nope
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>>678416708
Ding ding ding
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>>678416961
saints row
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>macguffin
>need another macguffin to break the macguffin
>fuck you, they are spread all over the map
>launched the greatest vidya series of all time
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>>678416961
Skyrim?
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>2D
>Made out of flesh
>Gf gets kidnapped
>Saws, traps n shit
>Saves gf
>Gets kidnapped... again
>Repeat
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>>678416536
Faggot you made it too easy. See >>678416736
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>>678417076
Zoroldo
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>>678405188 (OP)
Dishonored bro.
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>>678412814
this isn't even good spam. who the fuck would want to see that orange slut.
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>RUSKI RUSKI
>kill zombies
>starve to death in less than 10 fucking minutes
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>>678417101
bowser from sonic
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>>678417101
Super Meat-Boy
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>>678417101
super meat boy
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>>678416331
Fez
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>Play as nigger
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>>678416706
That popular racing game... I Need for Speed or something...
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>>678417189
nuppp
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>>678417321
GTA SA
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>>678415874
Fallout new vegas
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>>678417321
Gta San andreas
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>>678417101
Mayro >>678417228
Shit arma mod
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>>678417430
>>678417474
Yep. Is that really the only game?
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>>678405188 (OP)
You visit a foreign world and cataloge all the creatures there. Boss is a bit of an ass if you don't get good pics of the alien beings.
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>>678405188 (OP)
>Wake up in Dirty ass cell
>Kill big ass ugly bitch
>Find safe area
>#Skeletons
>Go up a wall
>Repeat for about 2 hr
>Go up some stairs
>Repeat for about 2hr
>Parry everything
>Get stuck in shreks swamp for an hour
>Kill spider bitch
>Lol Albino Dragon
>Skeleton made of his babies
>Wtf is that thing.
>Holy shit fire big ass demon/
>lol thats a big as belly
>Ah speared in the ass!
>You died
>^^^Repeat
>Parry final boss to death
>^^^Restart this bullshit all over again.
>^^^Repeat 7 times.
>Get stuck on backflipping Wolf Guardian.
>You died
>^^^Repeat.
(Look at the Image, its a hint)
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>>678415874
Fallout new Vegas
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>be mobile game
>best looking mobile game ever
>keep dying over and over intentionally
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>>678417587
right
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>>678417581
Metroid Prime
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>>678417488
Was thinking DayZ, but that's basically the same thing, yeah
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>>678413304
Red dead redemption?
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>>678417595
Dark Souls 2?
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>>678417595
dark soulz
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>>678411955
4chan?
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>>678416921
Civ Rev?
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>>678417581
pokemon snap l0l
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>>678417644
Flappy Bird
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>>678415559
Hey!! Nico!!! Its your cousin, Roman!! Let's go bowling!!!
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>>678417337
Close, speed is my need for ps1
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>everyone hates you
>be a dick
>fuck kids up
>save school
>everyone loves you
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>>678415596
Contra, super c, etc
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>>678417958
bully?
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>>678416921
EZ. Tenchu
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>>678416921
Anyone want to take a guess? I'll add more details.
>top down
>takes place in Cold War
>indie game
>nearly unpronounceable name if you haven't heard it aloud
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>>678417595
Dank Souls
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>>678415258
Bioshock Infinite?
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>>678418038
yes
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>dig into the ground
>shoot bazookas
>giant fucking donkeys fall from the sky making giant gaping holes in the ground
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>>678418044
Nope
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>>678410343
donkey kong
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>>678417796
>>678417808
>>678418051
All wrong!
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>>678418164
worms
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>>678418215
Eyyyyyyy
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>>678417958
Bully
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>>678418259
Yup
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>>678417931
No you autist
