He Laughs At 'No-Coiners'

 Anonymous (ID: NALdeaF9) 09/15/16(Thu)19:25:16 No.1505034▶

>>1505039 >>1505630

What a fuckin mess, All that momentum Eth had and it fucking crashed. ugh I help shill the shit out of it too. I feel like a kid who was lead into a "free candy" van then raped repeatedly by Mexican pedophiles until they thought I was dead. My body buried in a shallow grave in the middle of the woods I dug myself free and survived on the pints of semen pumped into my asshole. After a week of roaming around aimlessly I was taken in by a lumberman and his dog butch. The lumberman knocked my teeth out with his mighty axe and mouth fucked me daily. occasionally letting his companion butch pump my buttocks with doggy semen, that was my only source of food. some years go by and a sheriff somehow discovers what the lumberman had been up to and saves me. The sheriff puts me in the back of his squad car and takes me to the station. I begin to tell him my story about the Mexicans and the lumberman. Then something unsettling stops me. The sheriffs eyes have grown cold and blank, Terror floods through every nerve in my body as I notice his fully engorged and erect penis. I get up to run away but he blows my knee cap off with his firearm. I squirm and scream as he drags me to a solitary confinement cell. I drift in and out of consciousness while multiple figures defile my mouth and asshole against my will. I think to myself why did I buy eth.

no mans sky: what to do

DrProfessor 7 hours ago#1 And I mean "exactly". Don't just quote the four pillars of gameplay. If you're exploring are you literally just walking around or are you looking for something? Because the hill I'm on now looks a lot like that hill over there. If you're fighting, are you pissing off sentinels and then killing them again and again? If you're surviving, are you just running down and refreshing meters? I am out of things to do and I've only had it for two days. Am I doing something wrong? Should I be looking for something besides aimlessly drifting towards the center? I have a doctorate in professoring. stickyreportquote

xxGoDxoFxWaRxx 7 hours ago#2 If you have to ask those questions then you already have your answer unfortunately. For some the games simplicity and repetitiveness doesn't bother them in the slightest, that and the fact that the game is essentially just a photo taking and/or walking simulator in intergalactic space. From my observations a lot of people think it's this incredible chill out/zen experience, maybe they just have too much stress in their lives. For those of us who listened to Sean and wanted this fun, awe-inspiring epic of a space sandbox, well we're s*** out of luck. Please excuse my terrible username. (edited 7 hours ago)