How I singlehandedly ended my cousin's bullying.

Scotty_Rogers #1

I'm sure many of us have gone through bullying in our grade school days. I was no exception, so when I heard that my cousin Charlie was getting bullied in his senior year of high school, my heart broke. Gerald was his most persistent tormentor, and one day he left my cousin with a bloody lip.

"Scotty, man, you need to get Gerald to stop!" cried Mitch. "He won't stop bullying me!"

I was on my laptop, posting on this very message board. "Charlie, I'm sorry, but I can't get involved in these high school shenanigans"

"Please!" cried Charlie. "Make Gerald stop!"

I sighed. "Look, I'll see what I can do".

I drove Charlie to school and walked him to the counseling office. Some cheerleaders and punk ass jocks were looking at us. "Ayyy, fam!" I shouted.

Coincidentally, Gerald was a student aide at the counseling office. "Sup, freak" he said to my cousin.

"You must be Gerald," I said. "I'm gonna have to ask you to stop bullying my cousin. Or I'm gonna have to take this matter into my own hands"

"The f*** you gonna do about it?" Gerald laughed. "U mad, son?"

I smirked before leaving after Charlie saw his counselor.

Later that day, I hooked up with a woman named Amy in her early 40s. To be honest, I was scheming to hook up with this woman for a while. After the sex, we laid in bed together, sipping tea.

Suddenly, someone barged in the room.

"G-Gerald!" shouted Amy. "I didn't know you had early dismissal today!"

"M-mom?" Gerald stammered, looking at his mother, then at me.

I sipped my tea. "U mad son?" I smirked.

Gerald never bullied my cousin ever again.

@SomeLikeItHoth

Sad!

end straight whites as the default

7 years ago you were all complaining about bald grizzled middle-aged white guys being the protags in every game, and now you want them back to spite SJWs? And I said triple-A games, which I by-and-large ignore because I'm tired of playing games where all I do is press buttons as I'm prompted to execute some context-sensitive mocap animation. There being exceptions doesn't disprove that the market is oversaturated with these types of games.

"able bodied" is now added to the list of things we should feel guilty about being?

straight
white
male
not crippled

what's next, full head of hair? 10 fingers? 

and are they saying they want to play games as physically disabled characters? how would that even work? mario would need ramps to jump gaps in his wheelchair. walking sims will become rolling sims?