November 20, 2010

freshly written reply too the "my name is john" threads, perfect to cut and paste

John, ordinarily I would have chosen to remain silent; but you seem to have a massive credibility problem here. You don't have the build of an athlete at all. You look just as out of shape as I was at your age. I'm having great difficulty believing that you were the captain of your high school's football team or that you were a starter on the basketball team. You look like you hardly engage in any physical activity at all. Your girlfriend looks far more athletic than you. By the way, over the last 40 years, I've known several guys who played football in high school, two of whom played college football and six of whom are members of my church. They have a lot of dignity; your posts have shown that you have none. You're not fit to kiss their feet.

I also seriously doubt that your girlfriend is real. Even if she were your girlfriend and I were still single and young, I wouldn't envy you at all. The sort of young women you seem to be attracted to are nothing but walking vaginas. That indicates that you have a paucity of values. Just empty inside. Probably the only sex life you've had is the cheapest money can buy. I've always thought that the wholesome look is far more appealing and sexy than the slutty look. If you think you'll find true happiness in the nightclub circuit, you'll eventually be disappointed. You have a godless life that will prove to be totally unfulfilling in the long run. I'd hate to be you on Judgment Day. I was willing to have a serious, respectful dialogue with you; but you're obviously as fake as they come and not worthy or deserving of any serious consideration. As an abusive poster, you're actually quite disappointing. You're about as formidable as your skinny build. You're not even funny. You're just a young punk with an angry look on his face that probably masks a deep hurt inside.

[yes, there will be trolling]

7 comments:

  1. I try to not feed the trolls. I don't like they bone-crushing jaws and powerful fists.

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  2. "also seriously doubt that your girlfriend is real."
    Ahahaha

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  4. hehehe, bro, I'd say that the 6 comments before me are just bloggers that don't care about what you said, no offence. You must understand that most of us only cares about "showing love". Sometimes I also do what my mates do, lol. But I'm interested in your posts and all can I say is that probably that famous John can be real or not (nobody cares, though). If we're teens and we care about social pressure, we see these words as an insult to our way of living. Honestly, I feel bad at first, I'm not athletic, and I don't have a girlfriend, sometimes I suck at school. But sometimes I think instead of screwing with us, that quote should helping us to keep up and don't let our genes and the bad stereotype of "our generations" screw with us. That stupid MEME had helped a lot of people to keep up, and I'm included, lol.

    Out of my comment: Thanks for your update, by now this is the most relevant update I've seen in this round, lol.

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