Good Mooslim

> I sexually identify as Joe Pesci 
> ever since I was a boy I dreamed of killing mob bosses and Macaulay Culkin 
> People say to me that a teenage autist being Joe Pesci is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful.
> From now on I want you guys to call me Joe, Joseph, and Joey and respect my right to call people muddafucka and kill needlessly.
> my trigger words are "shine box", "funny guy", and "go fuck yourself".
> If you can’t accept me you’re a Pesciphobe and need to check your gangster privilege.
> Thank you for being so understanding.

The Veterans Day After

Beacons of thought must be boiled down.

The degeneration of the mind is not for it has already long begun.

Racism. Fake Racism. Peanut butter and jam sandwich racism. Brown bag lunch levels of racism.

Sexism. Real sexism. The lack of playable female characters in game. Manspreading.

Infiltrators. Collaborators. Saboteurs. Subversives. Invaders.

This isn't a case of BDSM meets wrestling. This is real life.

Your labor, the sweat that drops from your pores is leverage to be used against you.

Next thing you know a billionaire is hiring two hit men off of the deep web to face off against each while you are setting up a point and rank system on draftkings.

An American can always be detected from a mile away by their liberal, shameful disregard for openly admitting that they eat microwaved frozen food.