> I sexually identify as Joe Pesci
> ever since I was a boy I dreamed of killing mob bosses and Macaulay Culkin
> People say to me that a teenage autist being Joe Pesci is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful.
> From now on I want you guys to call me Joe, Joseph, and Joey and respect my right to call people muddafucka and kill needlessly.
> my trigger words are "shine box", "funny guy", and "go fuck yourself".
> If you can’t accept me you’re a Pesciphobe and need to check your gangster privilege.
> Thank you for being so understanding.
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