November 14, 2015

ISIS social media coordinator

they would just like to inform you of the following statement:

"The attacks on Paris were a mere demonstration of our capability and reach, we can strike at anyone and anywhere, swiftly and mercilessly, you are not safe, your homes are not safe and neither are your schools, judgment day has come infidels, we come for America next, we shall erase the perverse american ways! And purge them with holy fire! So that you may experience the seething fires of Juhanam"

Glory to Allah and death to any who appose him.

Good Mooslim

> I sexually identify as Joe Pesci 
> ever since I was a boy I dreamed of killing mob bosses and Macaulay Culkin 
> People say to me that a teenage autist being Joe Pesci is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful.
> From now on I want you guys to call me Joe, Joseph, and Joey and respect my right to call people muddafucka and kill needlessly.
> my trigger words are "shine box", "funny guy", and "go fuck yourself".
> If you can’t accept me you’re a Pesciphobe and need to check your gangster privilege.
> Thank you for being so understanding.