August 26, 2016

8 Steps To Get Rich (Easier Then 10 Steps)

So you want to be rich, Do you?

Then read this, because it's the only guaranteed method to make you rich quick:

1. Put aside $1000 for the method (if you don't have $1000, turn off your computer, go outside and get a fucking job)

2. Recognise that $1000 contains 40 installments of $25. This will be important later.

3. Sign up to Bet365. Use the welcome bonuses if you want, you probably won't need them.

4. Find a soccer game where the most likely outcome has decimal odds of 2.0, and ideally the next most likely outcome has odds of 3.0 or over.

5. Bet $25 on that outcome.

6. If you win, repeat step 5 with the total amount of your winnings (i.e bet $50 this time). If you lose, repeat step 5 with $25.

7. Now all you have to do is win 16 times in a row and you'll have $1.6 million. (if you don't feel confident doing this, set a lower goal i.e 8 wins in a row. Also don't forget that you have 40 attempts, and potentially more if you set a lower limit).

8. Congratulations, you are now the richest man in Babylon.

Thank me later at the private jumbo yacht club, friends.

are you saying this get rich quick scheme is a lie

So you want to be rich, Do you?

Then read this, because it's the only guaranteed method to make you rich quick:

1. Put aside $1000 for the method (if you don't have $1000, turn off your computer, go outside and get a fucking job)

2. Recognise that $1000 contains 40 installments of $25. This will be important later.

3. Sign up to Bet365. Use the welcome bonuses if you want, you probably won't need them.

4. Find a soccer game where the most likely outcome has decimal odds of 2.0, and ideally the next most likely outcome has odds of 3.0 or over.

5. Bet $25 on that outcome.

6. If you win, repeat step 5 with the total amount of your winnings (i.e bet $50 this time). If you lose, repeat step 5 with $25.

7. Now all you have to do is win 16 times in a row and you'll have $1.6 million. (if you don't feel confident doing this, set a lower goal i.e 8 wins in a row. Also don't forget that you have 40 attempts, and potentially more if you set a lower limit).

8. Congratulations, you are now the richest man in Babylon.

Thank me later at the private jumbo yacht club, friends.