are you saying this get rich quick scheme is a lie

So you want to be rich, Do you?

Then read this, because it's the only guaranteed method to make you rich quick:

1. Put aside $1000 for the method (if you don't have $1000, turn off your computer, go outside and get a fucking job)

2. Recognise that $1000 contains 40 installments of $25. This will be important later.

3. Sign up to Bet365. Use the welcome bonuses if you want, you probably won't need them.

4. Find a soccer game where the most likely outcome has decimal odds of 2.0, and ideally the next most likely outcome has odds of 3.0 or over.

5. Bet $25 on that outcome.

6. If you win, repeat step 5 with the total amount of your winnings (i.e bet $50 this time). If you lose, repeat step 5 with $25.

7. Now all you have to do is win 16 times in a row and you'll have $1.6 million. (if you don't feel confident doing this, set a lower goal i.e 8 wins in a row. Also don't forget that you have 40 attempts, and potentially more if you set a lower limit).

8. Congratulations, you are now the richest man in Babylon.

Thank me later at the private jumbo yacht club, friends.