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>causes drama for the whole clan
Great
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>>348554835 (OP)
There is literally nothing wrong with female video game enthusiasts.
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>playing MMO's
you only have yourself to blame
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What happens next?
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>>348554889
>You get kicked as the clan just sweeps the drama under the rug and outlaws any discussion of it
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>>348554835 (OP)
>playing mmos
your fault desu
mmo's now consist of degenerates, mom and dad gamers, whores and the korean grinder
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>>348554936
Except that they don't exist.
Hell, you'd be hard-pressed to find a girl that even likes Dorf Fort, let alone be a fucking enthusiast.
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>girl joins the clan
>takes a raid spot instantly, no fucking trial runs
>gets loot first week even though raider offspec gets priority over trial/new members
>raid leader gives her the fragments of valanyr every week when ulduar came out
>gets the mace over our main healer that stuck with us through 3drake sarth
>she transfers shortly after getting the mace
>turns out shes giving nudes to the raid lead for loots
>guild disbanded
>didnt even kill algalon
jesus fucking christ vaginas and tits man. were all primitive apes deep down to our core
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Why do girls joining clans always lead to said clan getting disbanded?
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>>348555338
because the people in the clan are usually pussies in the first place
>someone plays bad
>wow dude you played like shit
>dude dont be so mean to others
>girl plays bad
>wow you played like shit
>kicked from clan
then again this is why i play competitive games and not mmos, people are too fucking casual about wasting hours to do nothing well
at least in high level competitive games if you bitch enough people will also either argue or comply
not "oh my god stop being so rude to others"
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>>348555338
Because when a guild is 90% single men and a female comes along we revert to old instincts in order to win approval. Over an MMO this equals autistic level sperg outs, really though I actually see lots of guild leaders managing to get girl friend players, they probably see it as power IE leader of the tribe.
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>play dragons nest
>join guild
>guild leader is a girl
>no drama
>eventually go inactive
>come back after a few years. Guild and its leader are still super active
Huh
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>>348555672
female guild leaders are an entirely different thing, they tend to be fairly good from what I experienced and far from drama whores
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Girls always ruin everything. You just wanna hang out with your friends, then a girl enters the picture and it's not the same anymore.
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>Friend who likes to talk hot shit but is actually shit gets kicked from guild
>He attempts to join the best guild on the server to prove hes better than anyone in the guild
>He get fucking shit on
>Guildmate gets a hold of the application he sent them on their site
>UnlimitedKekWorks.jpg
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>>348555672
>WoW
>GM is a girl
>one of the officers starts (internet) dating the GM
>one night raid gets cancelled because the officer /flirted with a random female belf and the GM threw a fit
>this sort of shit happens regularly until the Raid leader (also a girl but less insane) takes the core raid team and forms a new guild
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>girl joins server
>she starts getting reps from everyone
>she starts getting clan invites from everyone
>dudes single her out "heh good shootin' there. You're a real ace with that gun! Whats ur name :)"
>Me: You dumb virgins
>YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED
God forbid I call everyone out. Just let the bitch play the game. I browse 4chan and even I don't have a god damn heart attack when a girl joins a server.
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>Leader is a skinny and slightly narrsistic guy, but i tolerate since he can get things done
>the others are guy who can joke about alot of things without problem
>suddenly the first woman arrives
>all team-mates turn to mega faggots, fighting for her attention
>before we all were focused, now people just respond "yeah...h"
>find out all of them are typing with a fucking betaboner with her in private chat 24/7
>one guy tells me "he is all messed up" because "she told me about how tough her life is, i just wanna beat up her family for not treating her like a princess"
>the other guy disappears from chat and game completly
>the leader turns into an annoying piece of shit always talking down
>the woman says "why dont you never say anything to me", responds im interested in the game, not gossiping
>leader goes on a long pissy rant, eventually tells me to "apoligize or get kicked"
>tell him to fuck off
>kicked
2 months later, guy who disappeared flew to her state, she chickened out or something and he was left there like an idiot, became suicidal and reclused before finally coming back and tell the whole story. never spoke to leaderfaggot again
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>WoW
>GM is a grill
>Doing ICC alt runs
>She explains the fight
>"Dont stand in the fire or you get gkicked"
>Okay.jpg
>"Everybody should be jumping. If you dont jump you're getting gkicked"
>Wipe twice on Professor Putricide
>"Ok raid over"
Thanks for getting me saved to the raid till next week cunt
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>>348555978
Post it plz
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>>348556475
>muh pol
Fuck off sjw, this shit legitimate has happened since 2004 and continues to happen regularly. Tbh I think a socialist or psychologist should do a thesis on this phenomenon
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>Playing Tibia
>50 year old queen of a woman controls the clan, nobody dares challenging her, everyone seeks her approval
>She was the rooster in the clan, known to even be dangerous in real life, so we are very obedient
>This asshole comes into our voice chat shouting "BALLS OF STEEL"
>Our alpha woman leader flips out and tell him to get bent
>We all crawl up to her bossum later and say "we were so afraid, and we are sorry for everything" she punished us slightly with ballbusting and assbonging
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>>348556475
gamergirl greentext is /pol/?
you should try having one in your wow guild that talks about Steven universe all day
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>>348556475
>Shitlord gamers, all of you cis white males
wow grow a spine woman
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>Pretend to be a grill
>Get free loot and admin privileges
>Also a fuckton of messages from owners/admins for nudes, cybering, and e-dating
>Every autist in the world tries to start a conversation with you
>People getting pissy when you ignore them after they send you unsolicited gifts
>Wonder if it's really worth it
I wish I could out myself just to tell every spergburger exactly why they're foreveralone fuckups.
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>Come from a unique school, were atleast half of my class belongs to the same clique
>We play games constantly, lots of girls
>We impress the girls in different ways
>One day this black guy is in chat, and the girls are laughing uncontrolably, he starts flirting and they giggle like crazy
>They all add him despite our impotent protest
>Nevermind too tired to continue making up stuff up they got "BLACKED" and you are a cûck
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women, am i right fellas?
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Have you ever seen a female tank a raid? I've been playing wow since vanilla, had female gm's, but I've never seen a female tank.
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>pretend to be girl
>get free shit
>fuck guilds just because I can, leaders are often losers with a lot of time to spare, hence them being leaders making them the most vulnerable
>pop into 4chan later
>see spergs whining about women
LOL
i cannot get enough of how easily "true serious 100% gamer males" are manipulated
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>>348557436
ive had a female bear tank
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>>348557436
Women only play as healers and dps, but they suck at both.
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>>348557503
You do realize that your personality and character show greatly when you do sadistic shit like that and enjoy it?
It means you are a unstable individual in real life society with inferiority complex and a habit of self justification to live with the reality that you are most likely a shitty human being who practices the same type of manipulation/sadistic tendencies in RL with/without knowing.
T. Behavioral Psychologist who likes vidya
Get help
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>>348557909
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how do i get vidya gf
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>>348554980
Half of the clan basically become her personal slaves and white knights.
Eventually the other half gets fed up at her special treatment for having a vagina and theres a shitload of drama until leader kicks everyone that isnt on his side.
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> be 6 years ago
>playing wow, with a guild named charmed whitelighters
>GM is a girl
>husband is high ranking member
>she starts sending nudes to other male members of the guild
>husband doesn't get along well with a particular warlock (husband, wife, and warlock live in the same city)
>Warlock said something fishy on chat to husband
>Husband logs out immediately
>GM goes silent
>50mins in we all start joking about them fucking
LOLOLOLOLOLNO.
>Warlock goes silent for 20m
>comes back saying the husband is outside his apartment swearing
>logs out
fast forward 2 weeks
>GM has been gone for like a week
>husband logs on for like maybe 15m to do daily quest
>but doesn't respond to anyone
Another week goes by
>GM is back, says she is quitting.
>Leaves
>Warlock comes online leaves guild
>Husband comes online a few hours later
>tells us GM was fucking warlock for like 5 months
WOTLK was based
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>>348558469
Shit, I'd join a guild with girls if all the dramu was this exciting.
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>>348556475
This isn't a /pol/ thread, no one is talking about Trump.
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>>348554835 (OP)
>>348554889
Im on board for equality shit, but I fuckin HATE girls playing video games.
The second they enter a match everything gets fucked up. Its not necessarily the way they act, but the way they make these sad mindless virgins behave.
If anyone was talking, they are now silent, being spergy aggressive to her, or dropping a shitton of spaghetti trying to be 'nice guy'. If your team had any kind of rhythm, that shit is now gone because a couple faggots are on patrol to 'keep the grill alive'.
I know its not really their fault, but holy fuckin shit this happens every single fuckin time.
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>friend introduces girl to our usual stack
>"Hey, come over to skype with us"
>ohboyhereitgoes.jpg
>expect her to be the typical "gurl gamer" and play like shit
>actually plays good and isn't attention whoring our group
>calm and collected, says useful shit and can banter aswell
Sometimes things can go well I guess.
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I dunno about yall, but a girl I was dating started playing vidya with us and we treat her like one of the guys. She's pretty good and I constantly call her a casual. She heals in every game that has heals. She always supports me in Dota and I win most of the games playing with her. You're just getting shitty casual "gaemer gurl" bitches. Sorry bros.
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>>348557109
which server?
Furora?
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>>348559828
>Being new
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>>348559828
Lol. Such a newfag.
https://youtu.be/eckoYQqdk28 [Embed]
Lurk more, faggot.
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>>348558220
Get lucky. I did. My woman is a smoking hot Colombiana that loves vidya. She beat Furi on Furier. Made me proud today.
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>>348560038
im lurking since boxxy but mainly /b/ and /pol/, sorry for not knowing every fucking meme on /v/
also your story seemed 100% believable, i have heard worse things happen on Tibia
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>>348557326
>Nevermind too tired to continue making up stuff up they got "BLACKED" and you are a cûck
This was golden
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>clan mates want to go to a LAN/meet up in real life
>trying to get my phone number and shit
Can't we just play the fucking game :(
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>>348560196
That story wasn't me. And /b/? What are you? A 12 year old racist white kid?
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>gfs mom founded the clan
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>That one internet girlfriend you had for a while
Were you seriously gonna kill yourself over me bitch, I was 10.
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>>348560317
He also mentioned /pol/, regardless, even lurking /b/ would mean you'd have to have seen the balls of steel video before.
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>>348560663
stopped lurking /b/ around 3 years ago, now visit it occasionaly
switched full time to /pol/ and /vg/
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>>348559498
>its me goku
fucking hell gets me every time
i cant tell if hes being serious or not
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>clan has no cussing policy
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>>348561101
>Accusations of racism used to shut down dissent
>In the multicultural society that was 1920's Russia
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>>348555545
you're so fucking rude
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I always thought this was just bullshit you guys said, but then it fucking happened to me
>Start playing FF XIV (yes I know) had a plan to sub for 2 months and see if it was worth it
>Just minding my own bussiness, playing alone until someone invites me to a guild
>Usually a nice guy I would help my guildmates and made some nice "friends", Guild is growing more every day and we have 10-15 girls confirmed
Aaaand then it happens
>Join a discussion on guildchat about videogames and casual, smartphone games
>Made the mistake to share my opinion on how people who play candy crush and angry birds are not really videogame enthusiast
>One of the girls sees my comment and blows it out of proportion "omg anon i never thought you would be so shallow to think women only play those kind of games"
>but i never stated this was gender specific
>"what the fuck you dumb boy"
>90% of the guild sides with her, even my "friends", next day no one wants to talk with me, so i leave the guild and two days later i quit playing
In retrospect i guess I should thank her, only played like 22 days of it.
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>>348561290
>clan has a no singles policy
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>harmlessly make fun of her like I make fun of all of my clan mates
>"Woah dude. Too fucking far, you were out of line bro"
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>>348554835 (OP)
>It causes no drama
The gays in your clan on the other hand.
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>>348555974
You also can't joke about anything with them. Guys can joke about anything. Girls can't.
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>>348557109
Underrated
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>>348561101
my point is /pol/ is no better
don't get me started on /vg/ lol
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>>348554835 (OP)
And?
You are triggered, Amerifats?
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>Meet gril on WoW
>Chat it up
>Eventually chill on mic n shit
>Turns out she's wicked fucking good at games
>b- on iccup, she stomps me in Brood War
>Stomps me in fighting, moba, rts, turn based, basically everything except tanking in WoW
>Turns out she's a qt3.14 asain girl
>Nudes for days
I miss her sometimes.
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>>348562930
How about reading the thread?
Someone who just reads the OP and gets defensive like that without reading the thread sounds like the one that is triggered.
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>>348554835 (OP)
I remember when I played on a Wow private server and joined the best clan, turned out the leader and a bunch of other people were girls. It was fun while it lasted.
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>>348557909
Shut the fuck up faggot, i do what i want
whatcha gonna do?
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>two girls in clan/group both in high positions of power
>get along okay with each other
>one is exactly what you expect, tumblr to her very core
>other one is the only person I got along with because they aren't orbiting /soc/ incarnate and can shit talk with the best of them
>cool chick leaves for another group
>eventually get booted because she was the only reason I was still allowed in the group at all
the shitposting was fun while it lasted but the fact a female in a video game group was my only ally was both refreshing and frightening
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>waifu set up a minecraft realm today
>trying to rope me in but I don't play that fag shit
>she gets some of our friends to come play
>one is an absolute thespian
>always hamming up on the mic
>I can tell she's getting irritated with them for not knowing the l33t minecraft strats and getting the villagers killed at night
it's funny to watch the opposite of the stereotype happen
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>>348557909
well, psychology is a stupid fucking major to get into so that says a LOT about your slacker personality as well
t. chef at wendy's
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>>348556475
/pol/ is actually very white knight-ish.
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>>348555178
This. Or shit like Grand Stategy.
Poll on /gsg/ showed that amongst hundreds of neckbeards there was only a single woman and she was a norwegian NEET or something.
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>>348554980
>Girl immediately gets promoted to second in command
>Girl gets high priority to all the loot
>Girl promotes complete scrubs to officers in the guild just for being nice to her or referring to her as ma'am.
>Girl and GM get married and quit the game.
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>>348558469
cucking is the norm here, I dont know if there is something wrong with me but I dont like staying in relationships and turn into a whiny faggot if im in one. I've spent most of my sex life having one night stands with girls in relationships or married.
One girl I used to fuck every weekend and one time her husband took her to the same bar as me, and later that night she gagged on my dick in the parking lot and a couple minutes after I cum and we step back to the smoking area he comes out and smokes with us.
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>>348557909
I'd have to agree with this guy.
>>348563651
What's your real life like? Are you one of those people that no one likes to be around?
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>>348563708
There's a difference between waifu and wife, you know.
One is obtainable. The other is not.
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>>348563156
it was fucking jen from toronto wasnt it
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>>348563927
all this except for the last one doesn't happen until the shit has been going on for so long the all that's left in the clan is your 3rd point resulting in a broken clan full of noobs so she and the GM just leave
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>>348564158
I call her that when talking to channers so they don't think I'm old even though I am
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>>348557436
Had a Gnome DK main tank back in ICC. She was pretty damn good, was able to tricks the ridiculous cat dps for more damage and he still couldn't pull off her.
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>>348563743
they come to fight for white women, so..thats their first mistake. A white woman is a cumrag used by every race, only an idiot would marry one
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>>348564396
doesn't make you sound any younger, but rather like you just don't know what you're talking about
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not WoW but I was talking to a 16-17 year old girl on TF2 and even though she had a stupid steam bf I got her number and like 7 videos of her fingering herself and an assload of nudes.
im going to jail
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>>348564430
nice projection m8. more like because they are the most desirable women but stay jelly you can't get one.
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>>348555672
That's different you dumb nigger. Someone who wants to deal with all the bullshit that comes from being on the top is a lot more likely to actually be interested in the game. Just make sure she's not recruiting betas to farm for her.
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I never minded I mean I got ass photos every time.
>>348564598
You honestly think you're the only one to do this man? You're not going to jail, relax.
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>>348564731
>they are the most desirable women but stay jelly you can't get one.
>you cant get one
who's projecting now my main man.
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>>348563828
source? google revealed only memes
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>>348555021
>75% of the old conversations aren't allowed anymore because all clan members have a different opinion than the girl
>>348555545
have fun getting reported over and over again because you're rude to a grrl
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>>348554967
>>348555169
>mmo
>clan
clans are FPS shit
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>>348558220
play games with friends
one day one of them will bring a friend of his into the voice-chat
she'll like your voice
she'll stay after your friends are gone and will ask you if you two can play together
you two will chat/talk a lot together while having fun playing games together
you two will meet up
she will fall in love with you
you will give her the D
you will fall in love with her
She will tell you that she is in a relationship for 4 years
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>>348554835 (OP)
>pretend to be a girl on WoW
>only talk when someone asks me something or I have to tell something
>ignore people's flirts
>refuse any items or loot offered to me by others
>RPing most of the time
>ERP when the right time comes
I still have no idea how I haven't been caught yet, the fact that I'm RPing and willing to ERP should be a dead giveaway. Tho I still know I will accidentally break character one day.
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>>348557326
10/10
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>>348565697
whats ERP?
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>>348558469
why didnt he double murder suicide?
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>>348565994
for real?
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>>348565994
erotic roleplay
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>>348565994
Extreme role play. Really intense action adventure gameplay and such
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>>348566040
how was I supposed to know it was "extreme role play"
I dont even play video games anymore
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>>348554835 (OP)
>The GM is a girl
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>>348565697
>pretending to be a girl
>ERP
how did you come out to your father? Im scared asf to tell my parents
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>>348554835 (OP)
people think this is a fucking meme but a lot of them kill clans/guilds/groups literally without even doing anything. it ain't even their fault.
it's fucked.
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>>348565479
Ask /gsg/ personally. Sombody ought to have a link to that poll.
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>>348566381
I don't have one
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>>348554835 (OP)
>clan dies
two of my clans died because of women. Fuck, one of them was from Fallen Earth, was years old, and the girl happened to be an infiltration by an enemy clan. People took that game serious
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>in a group voice chat
>girl is invited by someone
>otherwise alright group of dudes completely melts into mewling doormats
every time. i almost feel like it would be even worse to be a self-aware/respectable girl in scenarios like these, though -- would hate knowing everyone's morphed into the worst version of themselves on my account
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>>348559234
Well then stop playing with so many sex-starved losers and beta whiteknights.
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>>348559234
>its not really their fault
I see you have never been in a clan with two females and witness their pure animal instincts go crazy. Worst part is none of the beef will be handled face to face, only passive aggressively through other members.
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>girl joins the group
>she's a lesbian
>everyone treats her normally except for one autist that nobody liked anyway
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>>348562121
Fucking this I just had a fight all because I made fun of the dorms being covered in Disney fan art.
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>>348556475
Fuck off Biffany McBlogwhore. You're cancer to friendships everywhere because you can't handle the bants and everyone needs to tell you how special your whale ass is.
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>couple joins game
>talk about last nights party
>gossip about their lives over the microphone
>inside jokes over the microphone
>orbiters stomp out anyone who trys to shut them up
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>>348566982
Hello réddit
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>>348567181
>orbiters for a couple
that doesn't even make sense
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>>348554835 (OP)
>friend starts argument out of the blue about goobergate and women in games
>goes on a tirade supporting tranny devs and women who got PTSD from an online flyfishing forum
>ask him honestly how many women in our years of gaming does he think he actually came across and if the number is so low isn't it silly to pander to a tiny vocal minority that doesn't play games
>refuses to answer question
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>girl joins the guild
>she's a perfectly nice girl that doesn't cause any trouble but the betas all around you keep slobbering over her and inevitably cause internal conflicts between them
Fucking thirsty faggots, Jesus Christ.
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>Join guild in October 2011
>Guild leaders are husband and wife
>Working odd hours, can't raid much, but no problems
>Start running heroics with leaders in PUGs
>Fucking fighting all the time
>After fifth instance, say to self 'Fuck these clowns'
>Haven't played since
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>BC Horde
>guild leaders are an interracial gay couple (both tauren females)
>they start posting bears they saw while vacationing on the guild forums
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>Play Overmeme with only one person.
>That person is a girl.
>Work incredibly well as a duo.
>No words, no signals, just correct fire support before one of us calls for it.
I think I'm in love, lads.
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>>348561649
Token group gay furfag represent.
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>>348567427
>>348567697
What the hell is it with couples playing MMOs? Especially WoW.
Are MMOs really that casual? Because it's the only shit that I like these days.
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>>348567863
It's an easy way to interact due to party systems. I would prefer playing TDM or something but the appeal is easy to understand.
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>>348567863
not specifically MMOs but i'm not sure you realize how popular WoW was/is globally
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>girl joins discord
>some people obviously immediately circlejerk
>majority of people keep their cool
>shes actually a decent person, streams occasionally and buys random people gifts
>actually a decent human being who doesnt overstay their welcome
i didnt think it was possible
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>>348567768
Reporting
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>catfish joins the discord
>nothing happens
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>2016 + 1 - 1
>not ironically being gay
girls are meme, retards
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>>348568026
are you in danger/u/?
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>>348568297
yes__________
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>>348568405
Miku is pretty coo'
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>>348557109
Pointer?
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>>348554835 (OP)
>Treat the girl like a normal human being
>She gets attached to you
>She says she loves you
>reject her internet love because you're not a fucking loser
>she doesn't log into the game ever again
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>>348568506
i know right
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>>348567863
-WOW was or is super popular and easy for casual access or familarity
-Couples in their late 30s and 40s are gen-exers or millennials who were around for the starting rumbles of vidya or nerdy pursuits/subculture. Easier for them to know of or try WOW
-I'd think it's a fairly easy way to kill time and have fun once you have a kid and the kid is past the "if you don't pay attention to me every second I will die" SIDs era of 1-2 years old. Especially with MMos being more casual today with not having to do-or-die DKP raiding schedules like it's a job.
My last guilds have been woman dominated/mostly women and the chief problem came about from wanna-be-orbiters or from catfighting with women from other guilds.
>Want to try WOW again
>51900319 error out the wazoo since I fell for the windows 10 meme
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>>348568884
>millennials
the hot new meme is nu-males, ya idiot
heh, no need to thank me for keeping you up to date
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>invite friend over for vidya
>he brings his gf
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>>348568554
wowee
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>>348569147
You better break up with him
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>>348569092
No no I know that godawful fucking bullshit of using millennial as a buzzword. I hate it and it triggers me because every time it's someone who is literally a millennial complaining about them in some kind of "I was born in le wrong generation :^)" way. I mean literally millennial as in actually born in 80-82 so they'd be 34-36. And not in a bitter "look at those casuals" way but simply that people in their mid to later 30s are more likely to be in a serious relationship.
I know you're being memetic yourself
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>>348564323
wait a second, i know a asian jen whos good at games, weird.
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>>348554835 (OP)
>join an FPS clan that is mostly girls
>consists of married couples, their brothers/sisters, children, neighbors, and random men they deem decent enough skill/character wise to play with them
>still friends with everyone to this day on normiebook even though we haven't gamed together in half a decade
I get what you mean, girl gamers ruin MMOs, but I had a particularly great experience with them in shooters and so will hesitate to say it's the same across all genres.
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>>348569302
i'm sorry i was being sarcastic ofc
i'm hungover
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>>348560634
She was a pretty good person.
I fucked up bad with her and I'd kind of like to forget it.
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>>348555178
>doesn't like old, obscure, shitty pc game
>"not a real gamer"
get your elitist bs outta here
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>>348569147
>go to a small local smash tournament in a garage
>one fucking guy brings his girlfriend
>she doesn't even enter and just sits around the whole time
fucking why
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>>348569346
>team that is mostly girls
>good
Just like team siren right?
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>>348569468
No need to apologize buddy
Hope hangover goes away. Shower and greasy food always helped me, though the latter also gave me the shits so bad once the stall looked like a mexican taco suicide bomber truck went off
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>be me in high school, playing on a roleplaying server in WoW
>have an in-character relationship with a girl in my guild, but don't take it too seriously because I can differentiate pretend and reality
>one day she asks me how old I am in real life, I tell her I'm 16 (again, this was years ago, I'm 24 don't ban me)
>turns out she's in her late 30's and has a husband. She immediately breaks contact and leaves the guild
Not really sure where that was going. Still, was an interesting experience
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>a shy boy joins the clam and stutters on the mic
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>>348569862
You could have gotten easy titty pics and more but you pussed out. Good job.
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>>348560634
>Were you seriously gonna kill yourself over me bitch, I was 10.
i remember i had 2 internet "girlfriends" when i was like 12-14
we'd just hang out a lot tho in game like best friends, no ERP. she said she was in her early 20s too
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>>348555220
>>gets the mace over our main healer that stuck with us through 3drake sarth
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>>348569815
thanks. i just wait it out since it only lasts a couple hours.
oddly enough though i am very receptive of humor while hungover. i wouldn't be dying of laughter if i was sober.
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>>348556317
This actually happened so the guild split and both seperate parts died
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>>348569949
>be one of first members of clan
>shy so I never really talk
>when I quit a year later no one knows who I am
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>>348570002
How'd I puss out? I assumed she was around my age. How the fuck was I supposed to know
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>>348569862
Most probably it was her husband asking.
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>>348554835 (OP)
>Rift
>First time raiding, doing my best as support Bard. I'm doing great.
>Some girl everyone loses their shit over.
>She is MT
>She sucks but no one cares.
>Usually end up putting a mobility buff our Marksman and having the Marksman kite.
>"Can I go dps? I feel like I might be able to give us the push we need."
>"I dont know Anon your dps is pretty low.."
>"That's because you guys have never given me a chance to roll dps.."
>Irl friend is losing his sanity over her and I'm stuck in the guild. Ends up getting nudes.
>Turns out she's throwing round nudes to pretty much all her orbiters.
>GL finds out he was getting cucked and leaves. Tries to win her back.
>She decides "I'll make my own guild!"
>Stuck with these beta cucks still drooling over her/
>She has an announcement.
>"Guys I'm on my period... I'm quitting Rift."
>No one from that guild ever talks to me again aside my IRL friend.
I was finally free to begin my conquest at least.
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>>348557436
Knew a chick that had to tank on her pally during SoO even though she used to heal on druid. She was really bad at tanking but our realm was so dead we barely had a choice
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>>348569763
I didn't say they were particularly good, but it was a great group that was as much about being social as it was winning. On top of that it was console based so we could get great K/D without being uniformly skilled. It was still fun as fuck though, and we were all in the same part of the country and thus met up a few times.
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>>348570262
How sad...
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>>348570037
wait wtf
is reviewbrah on a fast-food road trip or something?
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>>348560634
>had a fucking internet gf before girls were internet literate in like 2002
>it was exclusively over the phone
>sat there and listened to her cry and threaten suicide for hours at a time
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>>348570715
He has to keep moving.
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>>348569147
>she gets real into the vidya
>she even beats the token shitty player friend
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>>348557109
>ballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballs
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>>348557109
fuckin kek
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>>348560634
>male friend gets online boyfriend that he met through ponies
>I'm the only one that knows about this
>they break up eventually
>years later I'm pretty sure he regrets it
>I never told anyone
I'm pretty sure him trusting me is the only reason we're still friends
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>>348557909
You do know he made all that up 100% on the fly, is probably a sperg that doesn't even chat, and you are a gullible retard?
t. Internet troll professional professor of rustling jammies
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>>348560289
>people who plan to meet exchanging phone numbers
yeah that sure is weird i feel for u :(
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>>348554835 (OP)
>have to stop mid fucking game because she has to give birth
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My best friend's girlfriend joined our CoD clan of 4 people, myself, 2 best friends, and her. She was real good at the game and everything was great. They broke up and we no longer play anything at all together because playing games reminds him too much of our fun times as a 4 together and its always awkward for him.
In our casual fun play time together, we finished 4th in the world in our division of 4v4's. Now we dont do shit.
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>girl joins clan
>she's pretty cool and skilled at the game
>everyone treats her like any other dudebro
>every time i use barrier on her she gets like 2-3 kills
>everything goes better than expected
i dont know where you guys get these stories, guess its just exclusive to MMO-garbage
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>only ever joined clans for sperg online games like C&C, Supcom, Quake, BF2142
>the few girls that show up are actually good at videogames
Feels good.
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>>348559498
>its me goku
I can't breathe. Send help.
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>>348572073
want us to send goku?
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>>348554835 (OP)
>Girl is on our team
>Rest of the team spends the match insulting her constantly and sexually harassing her
I don't want to be a be a whiteknight faggot but this shit happens every time there's a chick on my team in CS, why do people do this?
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>>348572015
>BF2142
fuck i miss that game so much
defending as support was so much fun
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>>348572167
it's the reverse-PC way to handle girls in games which is just as bad as white knighting
they're probably just kids though who want to beta orbit her so badly but it's not hip and cool anymore since gurl gamers became a meme
like treating someone like shit because you like them kind of thing
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>>348556527
Holy shit this thread id so good
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>meet 15 year old through WoW
>drunkenly ask her for nudes almost daily
>finally gives in and gives them to me
>we are engaged now with 2 kids
WoW was a mistake
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>>348555555
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>Playing on a SAMP RP server
>A girl character gets really popular and everyone loves her and wants to be friends with her
>Never gets on mic
>Apply's for admin
>Every single admin and moderator recommends she get the position
>She posts a picture of "herself and her girlfriend" on a "Post a picture of yourself" thread.
>Aussie Admin literally reverse image searches it and it comes up with over 10,000 results
>"she" gets banned for pretending to be a girl.
>"she" was also bought a microphone by one of the admins.
>No one talks about "her" anymore, any post about "her" is deleted
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>>348570204
I like how polite you guys are to one another :3 Its super cute
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>>348572530
Dumb newfag
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girls are gross
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>>348572495
pls story
pls
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>>348572330
that's certainly true for a percentage, but i think the majority of spergs do it because they actually hate women, they're filtering their pent up sexual frustration/rejection/aggression onto the girl who is already an easy target, the worst part is its socially acceptable for them to do that in an online gaming environment.
people need to grow up and just treat the girls like dudes and the dudes like girls
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>>348572167
I've seen that happen in about 60% of matches with girls in them. On the flipside, 100% of the times I've seen a girl on CS they've been god awful the game, carried by beta orbiters and have always talked mad shit despite maintaining a 1 in 6 kdr the entire match. So there's that.
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>>348571507
Every time.
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>>348572597
This is why you get a picture from /soc/ and then crop it.
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>>348554835 (OP)
>Do raid progression
>bitch about mechanics/boss cause i'm a salty motherfucker
>group tells me to shut the fuck up and get over it and learn to gitgud
>get over it
>Girl joins static
>is just as salty as me and fucks up even more mechanics
>rest of group babys her and agrees about how bullshit the mechanics are
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>you will never experience a fully autistic guild leader that values routine and quality over fem
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>>348572907
You're a piece of shit
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>>348572495
depending on your age at the time that's not exactly something you should be admitting, you know.
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>Kissless hugless touchless virgin
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>>348564598
Was her name Izzy? im gonna lul to death if it was
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>>348572708
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>>348572968
>not joining a he-man women haters club guild and only allowing people who were born male
i wish this was more of a thing on WoW
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>10 years old at the time, playing Korean MMO with my cousin
>45 year old woman is officer in guild, somehow roleplays her way into being me and my cousin's 'mom' in game, gives me and my cousin lots of free stuff
>she has us call her 'mom' and call her husband (who also plays but isn't into this family RP shit) 'dad' in game
>they go through a divorce IRL and my in-game mom forbids me and my cousin from ever talking to 'dad' again
>once she asked for my phone number and called me, she sounded like a really heavy smoker, can't remember what we even talked about
>my actual mom got really really pissed when she sound out about my in-game mom
That was a bit weird in retrospect
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>>348573228
Fucking lizard tits. Post more
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>>348573341
read the part after that retard
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>>348573139
You'll make it anon
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>>348557326
disappointed kek
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>>348572968
The problem is, the people like that have no desire to be in leadership roles and would rather do shit for themselves. A leadership role is basically the role of "I have to deal with these shitbabies daily and try to teach them to not suck shit at the game", and generally only other shitters are willing to teach people how to play, higher tier players will either only teach for money or won't teach at all, which is exactly how it should be, why should they be allowed to breeze through content that a decent player had to work hard to do? Like, the best I'll ever consider doing for someone is doing gear/level synced raids with myself in lowest possible gear so I'm not carrying and am just in a role of leading by example of how to dodge shit and when to attack. And even then, if the person ever gets salty that I'm doing it that way, I'll immediately leave, because fuck them.
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>>348572968
This is why I like 4chan groups, it either dies quick or stays good for a while.
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>>348554835 (OP)
Sorry bro, it was just me and my bros usually just fucking around and starting shit. Occasionally we joined a guild but it was usually short lived and was only really ever used to get extra guys to fill up party slots.
Don't regret it one bit, to this day me and my twin usually still have rivalry over mundane shit. Mostly caused by me since I was the obnoxious loud twin.
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>>348554835 (OP)
>play assfaggots with two friends
>internet boyfriend and girlfriend
>guy is weird beta but ok, girl is mentally ill autist
>theyre duo bot lane every game
>fight constantly
>feed constantly
>girl gets silent near the 30-40 min mark of bad game
>whatever
>comes to me like 10 minutes after game ends in a loss
>"anon [bf] treats me so bad im so sick of him ugh"
>ok
>"wish he was more like u u are so sweet"
>never spoke to her one on one before this
>ok
>girl sends me nudes out of the blue, asks if i want sum fuk
>no
>"oh"
>keep nudes
>they broke up
>dont play with girl anymore
>dont even talk to her
>jerk off to nudes every day
>mfw
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>>348573356
No
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>>348573293
Literally kek
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>>348573496
welp
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>>348573293
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>>348573383
>>348573341
>>348573512
i'm fucking hungover
fuck all of you
sorry
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>playing WoW with girlfriend
>doing Arenas for PvP gear
>we both suck, straight 1800 casuals that never progress
>constantly get mad and berate her when she dies or lets me die (she's always relegated to healslut)
>one night I get fed up enough and yell at her to just go do arenas with someone the fuck else, I'll grind BGs for the points I need
>a few hours later an alert pops up that she hit 2200
>accuse her of getting carried because she's a girl and some arenafag was whiteknighting
>her teammate is an even lower MMR than I am, it turns out I was just holding her back and even my 1800 was probably due to her carrying me and should've been lower
Wellp.
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>>348573496
>girl sends me nudes out of the blue, asks if i want sum fuk
>no
>"oh"
>keep nudes
>jerk off to nudes every day
wew
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how do you fags meet girls in games?
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>>348573497
10/10 tits
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>>348573689
Mutuals of mutuals of mutuals of mutuals(ect) until you meet the one and you just click
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>>348573632
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>>348573676
she was qt but i dont want to have skype sex with mentally ill people
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>>348572167
I normally don't care but if a girl is making call outs and is actually trying to play the game well it does kind of irk me. Its rare for me to encounter players who put that sort of effort in.
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>>348554835 (OP)
Fuck clans. I recently had almost my entire circle of friends rip themselves apart over a girl. Bonds almost two years running, all fallen to shit due to girls.
Is it possible they actually are from Venus and this is some kind of alien conspiracy they're all part of?
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>>348573772
>skype """"sex""""
do people really do this
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>>348573496
you're a sane person
i did fuck her, and my life got fucked over only a month after that
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NERDS PUTTING PUSSY ON A PEDESTAL
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>>348570736
Jesus christ, that sounds like my experience.
>Started talking to a girl who was semi-close to where I lived that I met online back in college.
>Was crazy as fuck. Would often call me up and talk about the stupidest shit or just insult me randomly.
>One time called me when I was in the middle of playing Halo 3 and proceeded to cry on the phone for 3 hours about how her parents threw away one of her brushes that she loved. Oh and then she masturbated on the phone randomly.
>Pretty much stopped talking to her when she made a random blog post on myspace that mentioned me in a weird ass way.
>She randomly messaged me on MSN a few years after. I asked her for nudes just to see if she would do it and she refused.
Looking back, I dodged a fucking bullet. Bitch was crazy as fuck and I think it would have ended badly if we ever hooked up.
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>>348573821
awkwardly jerking off in front of webcams is a rite of passage for autismal internet "relationships"
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>>348573076
was 17 at the time
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>>348573689
They or at least one of them cling to me because i become kind of an autist when something disorderly happens and most of the time am responsible (i.e. unofficial leader of the group).
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>>348573865
Story time.
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>>348573885
2D only D 4 me. Would be perfectly happy if every woman on the planet suddenly died tomorrow morning, nothing of value would be lost, not even the human race, because if half of the human race is female it's not worth shit to begin with.
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>guy with weird voice joins group
>talks about normal dude things
>half a year later a meetup occurs for some people from group in a large, public event that normal people attend
>person with weird voice turns out to be a 2 meter tall tranny who was trying to sound like a woman
>now that people know he identifies as a woman he's obnoxious as hell in the voice chat
trans bring drama everywhere they go. it's not fair.
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>>348573865
gotta keep it dry till im legally a wizard
helps that i only know crazy chicks
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>girl fucks everything up
>turns out to be a dude and gets called out
>everything goes back to normal
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>>348573897
yuuuuup.
>bitch called me randomly crying about having a condom stuck in her
glad we failed the one time we tried to meet up.
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>>348573440
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>>348574034
>2 meter tall
This is an American site. Take your Jew measurements elsewhere.
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>yfw mentally damaged crazy chicks are drawn to you
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>>348574110
>imperial system
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>>348573885
they'd think I'm gay if I don't
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>>348555338
Go ask Yoko Ono.
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>MFW lost Warcraft 3 RP/LOAPClan to this kind of shit
A fucking Scandinavian Chief cuck
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>>348574043
you don't keep your wizard license if you ever have sex even after you get it
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>>348574145
that's all gamer grills though
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>trying to hook up through an online vidya
If people stopped doing this shit most of the problems would go away.
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>>348574232
>implying I will ever meet anyone in any other way
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>>348574110
it's around 6'6" in freedom units
shit nigga that tranny is tall
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>>348574216
ex-wizards are the most powerful sorcerors
i plan to hit 30, lose it, then slide back into hermitude until a hopeful apprentice seeks me out or i die alone and unloved
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>sleeper-cell normalfags chads are lurking in your clan RIGHT NOW
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>>348574194
>not telling them you are gay just so they will leave you alone
I would do anything short of actually taking a dick into my body to keep those fucking lunatics away from me. My best line though is telling them I'm a pedophile and only like children, they oddly sympathize with that because, as I said, they are fucking lunatics. It has to be real children though, if you tell them you are only into 2D they go absolutely batshit and threaten to kill themselves.
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>>348574386
Those are a lot of liberty inches!
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Never understood the whole drama thing
>Play guild wars 1
>Multiple girls in our guild
>We just do Urgoz, Deep and Underworld couple times a week
>Never any drama despite guildies being in relationships with one another
Never understood how I was in the only guild with no drama
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