make the move

Hey /b/, remember me? I was that girl you met at your first college party. You had just finished your first beer ever and it had already lowered your inhibitions enough for you to smile at me. When I smiled back, you walked over and said hi.

I went to a back bedroom with you because I liked you and we both liked the same anime and vidya. It was dark, my lips were inches from yours and I wanted you to kiss me. Instead all you did was talk about anime. Eventually, I lost interest and went back to talk to my nursing school friends.

It's too bad. I wanted to kiss you. I would have made out with you. If you had closed the door, I would have let you take my top off. I would have gone home with you. I was a virgin so I wouldn't have had sex with you but I would have fooled around and spent the night with you spooning.

In a week we would have been showering together. A month, I would have been in love with you and I would have said it first. A few weeks later we would have exchanged v cards. I was curious about sex and was down for just about anything you wanted to try. I would have been loyal and supportive. I would have been your dream gf.

Instead you got shitfaced, threw up all over yourself, passed out and your "friends" drew pictures of dicks on your face with a sharpie. You had to walk around like that for a week and everyone called you "dickface" for the next four years (including some professors). You never got a date in college because no girl wanted to date a guy called "dickface".

So /b/, why didn't you make the move?

BLM Encounter 001

 07/27/16(Wed)18:40:38 No.696736816

>be me
>chilling with headphones and studying at library
>hear faint chanting in the distance
>it's the black lives matter brigade
>ohboy.jpg
>ignore the meddling cunts at first
>niggerette walks up to me
>knocks off my headphones
>yells "DO YOU CARE ABOUT BLACK LIVES?"
>mumble "no" and tell her to fuck off
>put on my headphones and continue ignoring
>minute later
>bitch grabs laptop out of my hands
>drops on the ground
>"DO YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR LAPTOP MORE THAN BLACK LIVES? REALLY?"
>flip out phone
>start recording everything she does
>catch her admitting she wrecked my shit
>also record her taking swings at me
>grab laptop
>go to school administration and present evidence
>bitch get expelled
>has to pay for my new laptop

But why tho. I didn't ask for this.

 Anonymous 07/27/16(Wed)19:28:23 No.696743396▶

>>696736816 (OP)
I have a fucking beauty
>working job in abbey road fitting kitchen need some stuff so go to b and q (hardware store for you Americans) in a place called Cricklewood
>wondering around the home depot bit passing time
>All fucking hell brakes loose 
>old white lady at the till gets pushed past by 3 mid 20's/30's black girls
>old lady says excuse me I was hear first
>Black women go into that high pitched squeal hillary Clinton has adopted
>Old lady says something along the lines of fuck off 
>1 black girl bitch slaps the old lady
>old lady's gran daughter rocks up and says she is phoning the police as they assaulted the old lady
>Black girl says "I didn't assault shit if you want me to assault you I'll fucking assault you" 
>Then comes the best time I've ever heard the racist card being used 
>Black girl who open palmed the old lady says "I didn't assault her you're just being racist" 
>walk outside and wait for the black girls get make and model of car and registration plate number walk in hand to the old lady and her grand daughter
How the fuck do they think they can get away with being cunts just because they're black

 Anonymous 07/27/16(Wed)19:32:57 No.696744081▶

racism can end, when black lives no mater no moe.

tink aboot it ;3

cuz ebberytin is recist to black peepl, ever, ebebrytin, recism only end wenn black ppl end.

and also crime will end then. at least 85% persent of em crime. the most brutal crimes also this is.

tink aboot it.

no moe black recism. now !

;3