make the move

Hey /b/, remember me? I was that girl you met at your first college party. You had just finished your first beer ever and it had already lowered your inhibitions enough for you to smile at me. When I smiled back, you walked over and said hi.

I went to a back bedroom with you because I liked you and we both liked the same anime and vidya. It was dark, my lips were inches from yours and I wanted you to kiss me. Instead all you did was talk about anime. Eventually, I lost interest and went back to talk to my nursing school friends.

It's too bad. I wanted to kiss you. I would have made out with you. If you had closed the door, I would have let you take my top off. I would have gone home with you. I was a virgin so I wouldn't have had sex with you but I would have fooled around and spent the night with you spooning.

In a week we would have been showering together. A month, I would have been in love with you and I would have said it first. A few weeks later we would have exchanged v cards. I was curious about sex and was down for just about anything you wanted to try. I would have been loyal and supportive. I would have been your dream gf.

Instead you got shitfaced, threw up all over yourself, passed out and your "friends" drew pictures of dicks on your face with a sharpie. You had to walk around like that for a week and everyone called you "dickface" for the next four years (including some professors). You never got a date in college because no girl wanted to date a guy called "dickface".

So /b/, why didn't you make the move?