July 15, 2016

What Being American Feels Like

There's no trust in America. You can't say hi to strangers. Mothers can't kiss their babies without being called a pedo. Cashiers are scared of me because I'm the big bald white guy mtv told them to hate. When I was a kid this place was great. Now CNN is in my ear reminding me the world is burning all day. It's exhausting being American. Did I mention I work 70 hours a week and I'm homeless?!?! Ya 

Merica

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