http://www.nationalreview.com/article/423437/kermit-the-frog-new-girlfriend-denise-thin-miss-piggy
People Actually Upset That Kermit the Frog’s New ‘Girlfriend’ Is Thin
“Well, apparently Kermit can’t get enough of women like his ex – as long as they’re younger and thinner than her and less successful than him (but still work at ABC, so he can rub her in Miss Piggy’s face),” Megan Carpentier, the U.S. opinion editor for The Guardian, wrote in a piece titled “Kermit the Frog’s New Girlfriend Is Younger, Thinner — and Blander.” Carpentier explained that while “Miss Piggy is a beloved feminist icon,” Denise is a representation of the “audience of the 1980s,” one “filled with fear of powerful women” who “understand and supported men’s urge to date their exes’ younger, dumber Plasticine lookalikes.”
Does anyone actually remember Miss Piggy? Manipulative, controlling, throwing a temper tantrum every time she didn't get her way, physically beating kermit on a daily basis. Tell me more about how she's a feminist icon.
I don't know which part is worse: the kneejerk outrage, the fact that they don't know what they're talking about, or that we're having a discussion about muppet personalities.
Taylor Swift is a pretentious, self absorbed phony attention whore hipster feminist dyke who has one, maybe two good songs and don't think for a minute she actually did anything other than sing them (into an expensive microphone and the recording was then highly altered digitally). She thinks she's just the cutest most adorable thing in the world and acts all innocent, but she goes through about 20 men in a year and dresses like every other slutty female "artist" out there with her short shorts that make her ass cheeks hang out, or with shirts that show her belly button, and with that retarded red lipstick. Taylor is one of the worst role models for little girls out there and her music videos are awful too. To top it all off I'm convinced she's sleeping with Lena Dunham. Think about that for a minute. Think about the person Lena Dunham is and who we know to be just based off of her book alone where she bragged about putting pebbles in the pussies of little girls and treating her younger sister as sexual property and also making false rape claims. This is the type of person Taylor Swift is. And before you say "she's a musician why are you focused on all that other stuff" I'm focusing on all that other stuff because she shoves it down our throats, not just herself but her PR team and record company and everything else. Trust me "her" music is secondary to her ultimate goal and I put "her" in quotes because again, the idea that she actually writes any of her songs at least within the past 5 years or so is total BS, it's all created by the machine that's designed to keep you lame faggots following her every move and buying all her shitty music and attending her shitty shows with your little daughters so Taylor can teach them to be whores too. I'm fucking sick of it, of Taylor and Ariana and Iggy and Katy and Nikki, they're all the same and they're all ugly on the inside and'd be ugly on the outside if they didn't have surgery wear all that fucking makeup
ReplyDeleteI guarantee you could use the same technique around southeastern Michigan, cameras all over the fuckin' place. (Ann Arbor and Detroit area). The cameras on the interstates were ostensibly installed to help the public avoid traffic jams, the cameras at Ann Arbor intersections were ostensibly installed to help direct police resources during heavy football day traffic, and the cameras in all the police vehicles were ostensibly to help protect police officers and the public from another. But now they're all outfitted with license plate readers that are fed into centralized databases in real time, tracking every citizens movement. It would come in handy for situations like the I10 shooter. Though the more usual use is for police to nod off in their parked car and have the computers beep them awake when someone drives by with an expired registration. Or to e-stalk where their exes or crushes have been driving lately.
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