September 29, 2015

Hey Arnold! SJW Recap

Out of all the kids on Hey Arnold!, Wolfgang probably grew up most successfully. He's white, tall, and confident. He's of course probably held back by the fact that he's growing up in a poor neighborhood like the rest of the kids, but he's definitely the most likely to escape poverty. Why?

Because he isn't a a manlet for starters. For a young man to have the physique of Don Jardine or Jerry Rice is very impressive and puts him leaps and bounds ahead of the other kids.

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  1. Femanon here.

    Anyway, I am a proud third wave feminist who is outraged by the recent discovery of water on mars. First of all let's go down the list of why the field of 'science' is a tool of white-cis, capitalist patriarchy: 1) the STEM fields are almost purely dominated by white men despite the fact that we have been rallying and trying to get our sisters of color in there for DECADES. 2) The scientific community as a whole pretty much only researches men's problems, breast cancer research has fallen to the wayside almost entirely. 3) All the MEN in this field fail to acknowledge the fact that they are privileged and don't deserve the wages they're earning. All white male scientists should be taxed at 80%-- to be donated to feminist research charities, but that's a discussion for another article.

    The obvious choice of the STEM community to pick Mars, the MALE planet (women are from Venus) should be disgusting enough. Why not Venus, huh, why didn't these misogynist assholes go look for water on Venus? I'll tell you why, sisters, pure misogyny. Pure capitalism in action and these sexist overlords aren't stopping there. As we all know there's water on Venus but Venal-water denialism has reached an all time high which culminated in the 'discovery' of water on the male planet, once again placing all the blame of the world on women and femininity as a whole. I hope one day STEM stops oppressing women and we are allowed to rise up. What a tragic day for women worldwide.

    And no, I won't show you my breasts. I don't want your attention, I want your acknowledgement that this is a tragedy and puts women's rights back decades.

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