The viewer is left with a happy boy and his grandpa(?) slowly descending in an elevator with the revelations that they can now live a life out of poverty thanks to now owning a candy/chocolate factory.
Now I don't know about you, but this is a horrible joke by Mr. Willy Wonka, who manages to escape with no blame while the kid will most likely have to file for bankruptcy to not end up worse off than when he was before winning the Golden Ticket, thanks to everything that happened in the previous 50+ minutes.
1. Lawsuits everywhere. You have 4 or 5 (I can't remember) kids who all got ****** up in the factory.
2. Unsanitary conditions. I mean they have a ******* lake of chocolate out in the open. The employees aren't seen with proper head/hair nets half the time. And I haven't seen a single bathroom in the entire movie. That's a fine from the Health Department.
3. No ******* permits. Where is the elevator permit? You expect the city of whereever-this-movie-takes-place to not enforce a safety code of an unregistered and never inspected elevator operating in a work environment? OSHA and the City would like to have a word with you.
4. Undocumented midgets working slave labor. Who the **** are these midgets with skin conditions? Undocumented. Most likely not paid. Working god knows how long.
No wonder Wonka wanted to pawn off the factory as fast as he could. He saw a sinking ship and jumped before the iceberg of the law caught up to end him and his oppressive and unsafe operations.
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