October 6, 2015

Gay Test

I discovered the ultimate gay test: Think back of the first time when someone kicked, punched or squeezed your balls. If it was a boy, you are a faggot.

Young girls are notorious for kicking boys in the balls (first they are pissed when they find out they are the weaker sex, then they get really high when they find out boys have a weaker spot than them). So if you have ever tried to approach girls at all, no matter whether teasing them or flirting with them, there is a high probability that one of them kicked you.

On the other hand, boys are reluctant to kick each other in the balls because unfair and fear of retaliation. If you still managed to get your balls kicked or even squeezed by a boy, it was probably during some borderline gay actions like wrestling (or, even more obvious, sack tapping) where boys that were (maybe secretely) gay were trying to test the water. Even if you do not consider yourself gay, the fact that you were seeking the company of such boys probably means that you are.

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