Retail/Fast Food stories? Post 'em
>be 23 work in a pub resturant
>learnt quickly to always keep a spare chefs whites in boot of car during a shift.
>just getting off my 3rd 14 hour shift
>had two new staff walk out due to difficulty, 1 sacked for fucking with peoples food
>got a 1hr drive to get home
>decide to stop off at a McD's on way home
>hit up a 24hr McD's at 1am
>Staff consists of 2 niggers a sand nigger and a landwhale wearing the typical McD's white shirt
>Head inside to order, hate using drive throughs since you can't see what staff are doing.
>Order myself a Double Cheeseburger only cheese and fries with a coke
>end up waiting 20 minutes for sand nigger cook to do my burger I ordered it only cheese so he would have to make a fresh one
>Nigger fetches burger and fries over
>looks down his nose at me half drops the tray onto the table
>whatever i'm hungry unwrap burger and take a bite
>Stale bun, cold burger huge wad of what I hope was Mayo, fuckers had given me one of the burgers that had been sat on the hot counter for hours
>sigh take burger up to the counter show checkout nigger the issue show him the receipt only cheese is in block caps
>nigger calls shift manager over
>Shift manager pull the old you've taken a bite so we can't do anything defense
>fuck this drop burger on counter and head out to my car
>insane idea
>unlock my boot take out my fresh chefs white, grab my spare white netted hat
>get dressed grab a clipboard from uni bag head back
>walk right up to the nigger on the counter whos laughing with sand nigger
>take pen mark down a few notes for a few minutes, niggers notice
>"What you doin?" nigger asks
>"I'm an EHO, doing a surprise visit" point pen to the tray of food I left on table
>landwhale hears the word EHO niggers trying to spell so they don't understand
>I write down some more notes LW rushes over
>I'm waiting for my plan to fail due to being asked for ID but nope LW just lets me through
>fucking alright lets do this
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>>646311229 (OP)
>Walking around like I own the place
>make tch tch noises while pointing at stuff with my pen before taking notes
>LW is half following me keeping a bit of distance
>after 15 minutes tell LW I need to check office records
>she takes me into the little managers office
>tell he I need to check the books alone
>she leaves I begin snooping around
>check for cameras, none in the office
>decide fuck it, pocket a book of those free meal coupons they give out to customers that complain
>make a few more fake notes take their little board magnets used for the notice board
>begin sticking them over the computers tower
>notice on camera, since the monitor was in the room that LW is wiping her eyes
>Fuck you bitch, just out of spite I spend 5 minutes taking out all the inks from every pen I find in the office
>time for the killer blow
>head out of office making sure to give a huge sigh
>LW is red faced she's obviously explained to niggers what an EHO is so their cocky attitudes are gone
>decide to give her the bad news
>tell her I found not only out of date food, but mold and several signs of pest infestation
>also tell her the books are off and the office is a shambles
>ask her how often she has breaks and eats the food
>fucking huge blow, she starts bawling, niggers a like spayed puppies now i'm holding back a huge shit eating grin
>tell her she has 48 hours to sort this place out before I come back
>head to office one last time to clear out petty cash tin
>$150
>on way out I ask can they sort me a mcnugget meal and my cheeseburger
>they do it, no charge
>I leave, niggers all look like they've been told their being deported LW is covered in sweat, tears and snot
>get in my car toss hat on back seat
>open my mcnuggets 9 in my 6 box
>open my burger just to check
>finally get it only cheese
>drive off never go back again
Total haul : $150 cash, mcnugget meal, cheeseburger, 50+ pen inks, over $1000 in free meal coupons, two magnets as a LW break down.
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