December 18, 2015

Star Wars Spoilers

People who spoiler movies should be imprisoned or, better yet, executed. No, I'm not exaggerating. let me explain.

The only benefit a person derives from spoiling a movie for someone is sadistic enjoyment of having removed a small bit of joy from that person's life. People who are motivated by others' pain are sociopaths. For example, one of the classic hallmarks of a budding sociopath is torturing animals, and people who do such and are caught are given intensive treatment or imprisonment.

Sociopaths are parasites. They contribute nothing of value to the body politic; they are cancer cells who exist only for their own betterment at the expense of the entire rest of the corpus. Like any parasite, they should be removed as swiftly and efficiently as possible for the greater good.

Those who spoiler movies are either already doing much worse things, or will eventually work up to it. They should be stopped now, either by removing them from society (through execution or permanent imprisonment) or by blasting their brains with sufficient drugs and/or shock therapy to destroy their malignant personality in the hope that they might become something different.

It's the same people who like trap cocks and are freshmen at their midwest shit hole of a highschool with crusty boogers around your nose. That's the kind of person who spoils the Star Wars movie. It's probably the highest form of self importance and faggotry. Because you don't mind the Star Wars movie being spoiled because you're just that boring and devoid of happiness in your life, you just want everyone else to be okay with it. It's like a cry for help. It's you fucking obnoxious preteens, you little freshmen year of highschool band student faggots who have never seen a girl's nipple in your life. I just hope that there's someone who's reading this and it matches their description. You don't deserve acceptance or love from anyone, simply because you're such a spoiling faggot. Not only these little faggot mexican tweens on Facebook which I KNOW is a good amount of you, and also, you NEET middle-aged man baby faggots are so fucking concerned about your le epic Star Wars legacy being ruined by the evil SJWs. It's so fucking corny. You're so butt mad about the movie not being what YOU wanted it to be that you're just going to spoil it because it calms your inner faggot. Yeah, I don't doubt it's not a great movie. But guess what? Some of us have real life friends that we didn't meet in fucking CS GO and wanna be able to get drunk, see the new god damned Star Wars and enjoy it without it being spoiled. I hate these little 13 year old fucks who have an internet connection and just can't fucking refrain because they think it's some hilarious troll br0. No, you're not helping me to decide whether or not I wanna spend my time seeing the Star Wars movie. You are jusy exposing yourself as a fucking loser faggot. But the thing is, my response is what's really making these faggots giddy and happy. This. The anger of other people, knowing they've ruined the movie for them because fuck them br0 theyr just fag sjws and im le better then them. Just please do us all a favor. Die,

You fucking faggots bash on tumblr safe spaces and hugboxes. But when it comes to spoilers you act just as oppressed and victimized.
Personally I don't mind having something spoiled. Because I'd still like to discuss it when it's current instead of being the last guy on the bandwagon.
Spoiling it also helps me decide if it's something I want to spend my time on.
SW7 will have a wikipedia plot summary up in a day or two of release. It takes me minutes to read it and decide if it's worth my time. As opposed to spending 2+ hours watching a movie that might very well be a bigger shit than the justin bieber movie.

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