Under Merkal

>be me
>be liberal
>be non gender binary parental unit of 2 gender fluid kids
>patriarchal cis scum boss tells me that my daughter is calling me, and that something terrible has happened
>Daughter? I do not allow my children to hold such patriarchal gender binary titles.
>did he even ask what my gender fluid child's preffered pronoun is (vee,ver,vey)
>did he even check his privilege?
>triggered.avi
>genderfluid demikin cheese strudel child tells me that vee has been raped.
>i ask ver who raped ver
>vee said it was a black man
>i think you mean "non gender binary citizen of earth"
>triggered.jpg
>she apologizes for triggering me 
>i apologize for triggering her ( me getting triggered tends to trigger her)
>i head down to fascist police station where a bunch of anorexic cops are doing paperwork
>i look at those muscles, they must hate their bodies.
>you must be MR.Anon
>that's Vr.anon to you, you fascist patriarchal cis scum white supremisist nazi capitalist pig (vemer is my prefered pronoun)
>does anyone check their privilege these days?
>i'm gonna tell tumblr about this later
>pig leads me to my gender fluid child
>vee tells me they caught the rapist.
>go see rapist
>holyanitabrianawu.flv
>it's a black woman
>Black people don't commit crimes
>they get blamed for crimes by the white supremacist cops
>demand that officers release this clearly innocent black woman and or man in a womans body 
>apologize to cop
>apologize to rapist
>apologize to gender fluid child
>apologize to self
>check privilege
>apologize to privilege
>go home
>check weight
>healthy 627lbs
>eat entire cheesecake
>apologize to cheesecake 
>apologize to greeks for appropriating cheesecake
>apologize to scale
>check privilege
>suffer heart-attack
>die
>apologize to the french for appropriating coffin