just POST it

hi /b/ my name is Brandon and my life has become my own personal hell.I have never been a popular person at any point of time in my life and the amount of friends ive had has slowly dwindled to un-existence at this point. im 18 and have decided to quit school and test out for my GED but my father needs the money he makes off of me being in his house to live comfortably.I told him i was quiting school about an hour ago and he flipped out about how it is now my responsibility to to become a adult.I simply cannot cope with that change. I cant handle responsibility at all and have spent almost all of my life in my room alone and away from the responsibilities i have had.I want to know the fastest way to kill myself with very limited money.I just cant handle this.I know I probably sound like some faggot looking for someone to tell them they mean something, but im not.I am a pointless waste of space that cannot handle even the smallest amount of stress without days preparation and all around a horrible person.please tell me what to do.

Well, about 2 months ago I told you faggots I was in line to win a 115 million dollar lawsuit against my granddad who molested me when i was a kid. After a good lengthy amount of legal shit and signing papers and waiting for shit. It's official. I am the richest person on /b/. A lot of you were begging for shit from the last time, but i may make someones day right now. First person to roll trips gets $20,000 via paypal.

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>/b/ is tired of hearing you wonder if its standards have somehow magically improved in the last five minutes, five hours, five days, five weeks, or five years
>/b/ s most of all tired of you using an excuse to dump pictures of some chick that you like in order to get communal approval of your horndogginess

YES /b/ WOULD FUCK HER
She is substantially less objectionable to half the shit /b/ would fuck given the chance.

Are you happy now, OP?
YES /b/ WOULD FUCK HER
/b/ would fuck a drunk camel if it pushed back

STOP ASKING. DUMP NUDES. SHUT THE FUCK UP.