Kek to Zoz

Unfortunately I was the one who created it. It turned into a monster. It started a divisive war within /b/ and the war is still raging on.

It started when someone posted a thread, back in late December (on and around New Years' day), about wanting to replace the work 'kek' with 'heh'.

And then all hell broke lose.

People from all stripes - newfags, oldfags, beanerfags, cunts, feminists, niggers, shitskins, dykes, white people, feminists, neckbeards, virgins, psychopaths - they all wanted their input. Madness doesn't even begin to describe the chaos that ensued.

They all wanted to be apart of something great. Something new. Something revolutionary. Everyone wanted their own version of the 'new kek' to become the top-dog expressing laughter or content with another's post.

Then suddenly, with my fingers trembling - being a top-tier juggernaut edgemaster such as myself - I typed something edgy. Nobody knew what was about to happen. Nobody knew the power of what I was about to post: 
"Zozzle".

It was like an epiphany.

Then I said it again. 
Zozzle. 
And again.
Zozzle. 
Then once more.
Zozzle.

Then, like a FIRESTORM, people from all stripes - left right center - started repeating it.

Zozzle, Zozzle, zozz, Top-Zozz, apex zozz, zozz lad, zuzzle, zawzle, zeuzle

Then memes. Memes from every origin you can think of.

My adrenaline was pumping. My brain was flooded with endorphines that made my eyes roll back in ecstasy. For the first time in months, I had a stiff erection that hasn't shown itself in months.

It was madness. And ever since, people have been re-posting edgy threads to replace kek with zozzle.

That, my friend, is the origin of zozzle. And I, unfortunately was the one who created such a monster.