Power Ball Billion

>Be me, 20 yr old collegefag,
>Sit next to group of hot girls
>gazzangas.jpg.
>Blonde girl with biggest bewbs says
>"Ew, I would't fuck you even if you won the lottery
>WTFEVABITCH.png
>Flat chested blonde
>"Omg! Did you guys know that with the 1.3 billion dollar jackpot, they could give every American 4.33 mil $$$$?"
>All other girls in group murmuring in approval/
>bitching about ending poverty
>lmao.mp3
>Flatchested bitch pulls out phone and in whiney tone says
>"Its true, see this pick I shared on facebook
>Everyone of the 300 million americans could get 4.33 million"
> Me " 300 million, 600 million, 900 million, 1.2 billion"
>Big chested bimbo "Jeez, anon , I didn't know you were still learning to count"
>Big chested bimbo high fives flat chested one.