January 11, 2016

Someone needs to take an economy class.

The market establishes the prices, people pay more for a well manufactured flashcart than an a shitty asian clone.

You make that call, if Everdrive is too rich for your blood, head to Aliexpress.

Well, today i am leaving /b/.

And 4chan, mainly because of the fact that this isnt a image board anymore its lets see who can be the edgiest contest. And what the fuck is up with the people saying they are laughing over this webm and the filename that asshole gave to it? You're a sick twisted fuck if you laugh over this kind of shit, or find pleasure in the death and harm of innocent people and the grief of their family members. I always considered all the people here like my brothers, but now it seems lately everyone is twisted. No, im not a white knight, i just have basic human compassion.

She's not a victim.

Did she know you were in the service when you got together? Then you did not pick your career over her, she's trying to change the context of your relationship and it's best to let her go. Even if you were with her before enlisting, did you have a talk with her about it and what it would mean? Then you still prepared her for it and if she couldn't handle it she still fucked it up not you. If you enlisted after and didn't prepare her for what's coming, well, now you know she can't handle it and you can try to repair the relationship and keep going, let her have relationships while you're deployed (look into polyamory, it's great), or just end it and find someone more loyal.

Funny thing is you wouldn't dare to say that anywhere but on here, because you're an edgy little faggot.

Maybe someday when you eventually turn 15, you'll realise that you're a fucking dickhead. Imagine walking in and finding your child dead, Or maybe not, since your family probably fucking hate you, deluded reject neckbeard. Every day your parents probably sob in each others arms at the realisation that the innocent little child they once had has now grown up to be a NEET basement dwelling permavirgin faggot with a non-existant social life. The only attention you will ever garner from anyone is by posting edgy fucking comments on an anonymous fucking image board. I can almost picture a weak grin spreading across your face as you realise someone replied to your shitty mindless comment, you autistic fuck. But then that smile will slowly disappear as you realise your 10 seconds of daily attention is gone, and you go back to moping around in the darkness of your dank basement, the only light in the room coming from your probably shit-tier walmart desktop because you're too poor to afford a decent one, or maybe you're too socially inept to go out and buy one. After this thread dies, you will probably let out a loud sigh as you lift your chubby cheeto-stained fingers to turn off your monitor before crawling in to your pissy, cum-stained mattress to cry yourself to sleep. You are nothing. You will never be something. End your life right now, you fucking lardass social reject.

Do you like Puyo Puyo?

Are you good at it?

I always loved this game ever since I first played it under the name "Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine" and later found out about the actual original version, Puyo Puyo 2 on Megadrive.
Something about Puyo Puyo really clicks with me, I kind of enter a trance state that's very relaxing but exciting at the same time.

Often when I play Puyo Puyo before going to bed, I keep "playing" in my mind when I close my eyes before falling asleep, my brain is still chaining puyos.

But I never really got good at it, I get that the idea is to build it up in a way to make chain reaction, but most of the time I do a chain of 4 or more it's pure luck, it still feels good though.

Playing against the CPU on stage 8 seems impossible, the blocks fall way too fast and the CPU never fails and fucks me up without giving me any chance.

I seem to remember the Robotnik game was a bit easier than the original Puyo Puyo 2, but I'm not sure.

Is the CPU cheating a lot, or I just need to get better? Because I honestly don't seem to be getting any better, but I'll keep trying, I'm having fun anyway.

Fuck you

what if i told u that all this was not real..>??
waht if i told u that u have been having this awkard as fuck conversation with my autistic transgender of a father..??
what if i told u that he is making me finger him the whole time..?
well...welcome to my world.. my mother is strap on fuckign me while im fingering my Dad who is cahtting to u...
plot twist..?? if i dont cum in the next 2 mins... im grounded..
post tits to help me cum pls..
when im grounded my mother doesnt peg me at all.. and i will be grounded for 30 days if i dont cum in the next 2 mins...
tities....?
show your moobs and ill tell u what to do

Why did Sean Penn rat out El Chapo to the Federales? I thought he liked brown skinned people.

What the darn-diddly-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang-diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If yonly you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily-flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.

Well, about 2 months ago I told you faggots I was in line to win a 15 million dollar lawsuit against my grandfather who molested me when i was a kid. After a good lengthy amount of legal shit and signing papers and waiting for shit. It's official. I am the richest person on /b/. A lot of you were begging for shit from the last time, but i may make someones day right now. First person to roll trips gets $10,000 via paypal.

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