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>>2228401 (OP)
>plastic surgery for larger noes
>name change to "burgstien"
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>havent buyed new clothes in years
>eat only rice, eggs and sometimes vegetables
>havent buyed a car and I take the bus because is cheaper
>still renting a a shit appartement
>dont have a gf because dont want to pay for two
>my laptop is 5 years old and has some weird spots in the screen, havent buyed another because still works
>all my money goes to savings and since a few months ago to crypto
>Im actually a jew
pic related, is my screen
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>>2228401 (OP)
>haven't used toiler paper in years
>Take a shower and wipe shit off with hands and soothing hot water
>Use draino type of substance once a year just in case
>tfw people actually spend hundreds of dollars on toiler paper
>tfw body is now accustomed to taking shit every morning in now established routine
Stay poor faggots
>Elite /biz/nessman >>>/out/
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>Go through restaurant/supermarket garbage always find totally usable food to stack fridge with
>Keep a ton of waterbottles and just refill them at parks free water
>Shower rarely, and in the summer always shower at the beach showers
>Steal good stuff from the homeless
>Be homeless
>Fart on hands in the winter to keep warm
>Pee in bottles and cuddle with them to stay warm
>Sell my body
>Only take out my BMW to drive dealer friends around nd make good money selling crack
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>>2228544
>$20 a month
>not expensive
>$20 a month with 20% annual compounded interest over 20 year period = $766.75
>invest that money over another 20 year period @ 20% and that's $29,395.35
>tfw you're losing almost $30,000 by using toilet paper and wiping your shit with your hands
>tfw when 21st century urbanization
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>>2228590
>You're a goddamn vector for e. coli,
>halp halp how does bath soap work
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>>2228641
that fucking logic l m a o
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>>2228407
>stealing from your mother
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>>2228410
Eggs ARE my favorite food.
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>>2228401 (OP)
own duplex
rent every possible square foot (half fully rented, two roommates on my side)
get paid $300 to live there after covering all expenses
cash on cash roi approx 40% after 2 years. over 100% if taking into account the fact that i no longer pay rent.
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Here's my fucked up lifestyle:
>$630/mo rent, avg$50/mo electric, $30/mo for slow-ass wifi access all over town
>food is mainly vegetables from local food bank and protein supplements. food bank gives me a dozen eggs and TP every week.
>have one steel water bottle, take everywhere
>always bring food with me, never pay for food
>invest all extra monies in crypto and neet books. I don't watch tv
>sold my car, ride around town with 1 of the three bicycles I own
>sleep on a $60 memory foam futon on the floor, buy a new one every year
>all of my furniture is sauced from summer and winter college students throwing away free shit, even the laptops I use.
>Never use AC/Heating, just wear college kid clothes to adjust temperature. I have a dozen badass jackets, ties, shirts, etc. sauced from the garbage
I'm healthy as fuck and I have no friends, because I harp on people for wasting time on video games and eating at restaurants. My only social interaction comes from 4chan and worried phone calls from my parents.
I also have insulin-dependant diabetes...I did't count that in green text, because the outrageous price of insulin and blood tests are beyond the understanding of poorfags...
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>>2228401 (OP)
>shower only once a month
>steal soap from roomates
>steal detergent from roommates
>steal pens from roomates
>steal toilet paper from roomates
>quit smoking
>stop drinking anything but water
>steal cigarettes from roommates
>steal beer from roommates
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>>2228719
I'm also doing the owner occupied duplex thing. I'm thinking about buying another and moving into that one while renting out my entire current duplex. Rinse and repeat until I either start a family or the bank stops giving me mortgages.
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>>2228799
>all anons eat as poorly as I do
Unless his crack-slinging PENIS has impregnated the chicken eggs I eat, I'm immune. I wash my vegetables and cook every meal I eat. If he managed to thrust his shit-hands into some dried beans or wrice, I wash the shit out of those too.
I'm actually about to tuck into a bowl of fried tofu and squash with rice right now! I fried the rice in organic peanut oil that pooled on top of the 5lb peanut butter I got from the food bank. Tendies can suck my PENIS
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>>2228415
>going to college
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>>2228871
The USA. About two hours drive from Seattle.
>>2228896
I have about $1200 invested, mined ETH until the 'hack", then began to solely buy and hodl $10-$20 ETHs. Some of the small amount I put into BTC was back when it was $200 a coin. Recently, just for funsies, I sank about $20 worth of BTC into MOON. Just gonna hodl like usual and cash out in a year or two.
I'm not even 30 yet, been investing for 12 years now. I can barely work a normal job because of health conditions. I was a bartender and a cook for a while and recently just left a scuba diving job. They didn't pay much, so my meager investments have had me learning the Art of Hodling until about this year. :)
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>>2228941
>organic jewery scam
I know, but I metioned it just to highlight that you can acquire high-quality goods for free. I may be chef-boy-ar-dee and all, but I ain't giving none of my shekels away for something that keeps me alive
>but you need insulin to live
The god of the jews hates me and gave me this ironic disease.
>why live?
I just wanna live long enough to have a 5-some with hot girls. Every time I go to orgies for free booze, the chicks are generally fat and seeing bodies without vaginas kills my boner. My goals sustain me! Five-some! Five-some! Five! Some!
I am sad that jews run the world.
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>>2228401 (OP)
> eat rice and beans when I could afford steak and lobster
> occasionally catch rides with people when I see an opportunity to carpool
> pregame before hitting the bar, to save on alcohol expense
> Buy and sell things on Craigslist and Ebay for side income
> Help people move at $20/hr for side income
> Drive people to the airport for side income
I make $60k a year (not including the side income shit).
Money never sleeps.
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>>2229014
Why fivesome
I get the whole mutiple girls thing but 5 seems excessive. I once nearly had a 3some (one girl was rather average) i blew my load really early during the bj and then it got weird, like the girls didnt like each other at all but the penis they like just deflated.
I dont understand how people sustain their hard lives, just for a goal, how is this goal unshakable.
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>>2228401 (OP)
I go out to bars and clubs 3-4 nights a week but I've never bought a drink and I've never gone to ones that require entry fees
Also back in my old days I used to walk home for 2 hours because I was too frugal to pay for a $20 10 minute taxi
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>>2228401 (OP)
My dad was god tier at this back as a kid
>Buy the cheapest milk gallons and always keep a spare empty gallon
>Use the spare empty gallon for mixing 50/50 water and milk
>On every vacation we drove somewhere and stayed in the shittiest motel 6 far out of town
>Drove into town and just walked around. We walked around fancy hotels, walked around amusement parks without actually paying to take any of the rides, just watching other kids take them, and never ate out, just had peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in a big ice cooler in the van
>Always pretended we were below 13 to get kids discounts at restaurants and stuff during the rare birthday, even when we were like 15, people didn't question us much
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