May 9, 2017

Poor (not wealthy) Jobless (unemployable) Neets (Losers)

>started a 9-5 office job on Monday
>bored to death
>was invited to lunch by coworkers who have the same job as me and my social skills were awful. I had nothing to say and neither did they.
>didn't even feel awkward after a few minutes, I just stopped caring that I had nothing to say to normies and vice versa
>job itself is boring as fuck, of course
>work in open plan office that is distracting as fuck while surrounded on all sides by normies
>despite it "only" being 9-5, commute makes it about 8-5.30
>entire day is swallowed up after work and collecting a package from the store- it's literally fucking almost 8pm

I just know that everyone thinks I'm a freak weirdo because I am not a normie.
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>>2054274 (OP)
>I just know that everyone thinks I'm a freak weirdo because I am not a normie.
join the club pham
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Your bosses will notice you aren't a degenerate normie who spends all day on Facebook and going on Starbucks runs. You will be punctual, productive, and low liability. After you've proved yourself for 12-24 months you will be promoted. If you have an actual boss, or managers, soon enough you'll stand out for being a truly decent employee. I know the feel anon. Stay true. Or, shoot the entire place up- take your pick.
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working is a very bad meme
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>wake up at 6:00
>go to work at 7:30
>get off at 4:30
>by the time I get home it's past 5:00
>have to go to bed at 10:00
At least I made a ton of money on meme stocks this week and beat my monthly check.
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>despite it "only" being 9-5, commute makes it about 8-5.30

lol don't forget the morning routine which adds another 1-1.5 hours to the whole fucking thing, along with every other activity you do after work like putting gas so you can go to work or buying a new shirt that you can wear to work. It never ends, anon.
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>>2054274 (OP)
Exact same situation here my man. You in accounting?
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>be car salesman
>suspended license
>job is on the way, ride from dad
>he has to work early
>wake up at 5 am
>leave at 6
>sit in dunkin' donuts for 1 hrs
>start at 8
>leave at 8
>4 days a week
>8 hours saturday
>4 hours sunday
>sometimes friday
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Wake up at 6
Study for MCAT
Go to work at 11
Work is 5 minute drive from home
Respond to emails at ocean view desk
job doesn't pay much, but it's full time with benefits for conducting research experiments with no results in sight
Eat at 1
Hit the gym at 2
Come back at 4 and do some experiments
Leave at 6
Check blockfolio and up $300 today
Go home
Study more for MCAT
Wonder if it's worth it to go to med school anymore if I'm making so fucking much trading Cryptos
Sleep
Repeat until Friday when gf visits from 70 miles up north

It's an okay life. My roommate makes 4x more than I do working a tech job but at least life is a breeze.
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>>2054955
I can't live this way...
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>>2054955
I feel that in spades.

Just landed an underwriting gig at a p good insurance company.

I'm not stoked or anything, but the salary is more than most of my friends out of college are making.

I can't really be upset about that, just gonna squirrel a lot of it away and invest.

Best case scenario? Alts like GNT turn out not to be a scam and I retire at 35 with almost a mil.

Worst case scenario? I take all my shit out at 50, tour the world, then blow my brains out.

No prob.
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>Live 5 minutes from my office
>Show up 30 minutes late everyday anyway - no one cares
>Drive home and take an 1.5 hour lunch break
>Leave at 4:30 and have the evening to myself

Move closer to work, nigger. This shit changed my life.
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>>2055055
Not everyone can live close to their job, faggot.
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>>2055055
To add to this. Get yourself promoted to an intermediate-level position and chill.

>Get assigned the somewhat important (but not really) projects.
>No one gives a shit what you do as long as your projects stay on schedule and your work gets done
>Pay is decent
>Laugh at the entry-level workers who slave away at bitch work for 8 hours a day while being micromanaged
>Laugh at the senior-level workers who are under ungodly amounts of stress with high-visibility projects and multiple fires to put out

Fucking comfy.
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>>2054274 (OP)
Look on the bright side you're not a NEET :)
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An 8 hour work day is never 8 hours. Variables such as preparation for your specific job, breakfast, packing lunch, and commuting make an "8 hour work day" actually 10/11.
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>>2054274 (OP)
>wake up at 8
>go to the gym
>go to work around 10, 5 minute commute
>work at a restaurant
>fuck around talking about food/wine all day 
>get paid for it
>go home by 10pm at the latest
>wonder where i'm gonna be in 5 years with no real skills

life's a bitch anon. I feel like my life has no meaning being stuck in the rut. All I do is pour drinks in a glass. I'm gonna go back to school in January because i'm sick of this shit man. I worked in IT for a few months and left because it was full of people sucked into their computer screens. Probably gonna get drunk, go for a walk, and listen to Tribe Called Quest again.
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>>2055070
>Not everyone can live close to their job, faggot.
Why not?

There's no jobs available close to where you live?
There's no apartments for rent close to where you work?
There's no houses for sale close to where you work?

I'm definitely fortunate to live 5 minutes away, but this fucking meme that you need to work 30 miles from where you live is so ridiculous.
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>>2055072
I can't tell if this is sarcasm, but despite basically living like a NEET and getting everything I wanted (games, going out to eat, collectibles, etc.) while going to college and putting in zero effort, but I was still miserable.

I know a lot of other people here are in the same boat.
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>>2055073
>An 8 hour work day is never 8 hours. Variables such as preparation for your specific job, breakfast, packing lunch, and commuting make an "8 hour work day" actually 10/11.

Take into account 8 hours of sleep and you only have like 4-5 hours of free time including eating dinner, running errands, etc.

Why even bother living as a wagecuck?
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>>2055084
Its very real in metro areas anon. EVERYONE I knew in a major city I lived in was commuting like 3hrs a day total.
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>live close to work
>go home during lunch
>jerk off and knock out for 30 mins
>quick spray of cologne
>back to work
>eat at desk

am i alone on this?
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>>2055095
>Its very real in metro areas anon
I live in an immediate suburb of Boston (which has an atrocious public transport system and even worse traffic), don't give me that shit about metro areas. Even my worst commute where I had to take a train to the financial district every morning only took me 30 minutes because I specifically chose a place to live based on ease of commute.
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You should be a neet kek. Stress free. Only downside is I have no friends or ff and im a virgin but playing vidya all day makes up for it.
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>>2054274 (OP)
>Wake up at 5:45 am
>shower, chug coffee because I know I'm gonna be late for the carpool.
>Show up at 6:35, five minutes late
>Talk to no one because I subconsciously despise them.
>Kill myself for ten hours
>Get home at 6 pm
"Mow that fucking yard, boy."
>Settle down at 7:30
>Attempt to unwind with some vidya
>Try marathoning morrowind like I did with fo4 last month, but the fucking pacing makes it impossible to do anything in under an hour.
>Get frustrated and go to bed at 11
>Wake up angry with chest pain at 5:45

It never stops, OP.
I'm going on three months of legitimate work, and I'm ready to fucking die now.
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what do you even do specifically? what is the content of your actual work? what projects? I've only worked as a cashier and a mechanic so it's hard for me to imagine an office job.
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>>2054938
Do you expect your family to take care of you for the rest of your life?

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