Premium Response AE0223

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little cabbage thread up and copypaste your rant. Or maybe you don't even copypaste it. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually memorized it, so you just choose the thread. Oh, and we all know the pasta. The "epic" cabbage guy, isn't it? I imagine you little s*** laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat f***ing f***up, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on gamefaqs posting about a goddamn vegetable. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic cabbageposting NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is " LIFE IS LIKE A CABBAGE LIFE IS LIKE A CABBAGE LIFE IS LIKE A CABBAGE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.