May 2, 2017

Bryan Alverez rants about Sheamus being unsafe and hurting people

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JoCrazy 12 hours ago#1
From the WOR Payback post-show:

Bryan Alvarez is in rare form on the Bryan and Vinny Show tonight. As part of an hour long rant on a range of subjects he had this comment about the Hardys vs. Sheamus and Cesaro match:

"Jeff Hardy was not moving. He was not crawling. He was absolutely, positively as still as could be. He sat up and he gave himself to his opponent to kick him. Sheamus had a non-moving target. All he had to do was kick him in the chest, the shoulder or whatever. This f***ing guy kicks Jeff Hardy right in the f***ing mouth and knocks his tooth out.

Number one: How you can be that bad at your job is hard to fathom. Number two: Jeff wasn't moving a f***ing muscle. This guy kicked him in the mouth and knocked his tooth out.

If this would have been the first time, fine. No - Sheamus is the guy who ended the career of Daniel Bryan! How? Well, Daniel Bryan was laying there, giving the guy his head, Sheamus booted him as hard as he f***ing could, gave him a concussion and that was the end of Daniel Bryan's career!

You f***ing suck at your job! I would NEVER wrestle you! In a thousand years, for no amount of money, would I wrestle Sheamus. I have no respect for him as a worker. I would not hire him. Quite frankly, if it were my company I'd fire him! I'd go, 'Head out there, get on the indy scene and practice because you suck, and if you get better you can come back.' Can we f***ing - stop - hurting people?"
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BudDupree48 12 hours ago#2
sounds like a bryan fan got butthurt
CC2680 12 hours ago#3
He's easily one of the most if not most annoying wrestling podcast guy.
Vampire Wraith 12 hours ago#4
Isn't that the guy that falsely accused Victoria of being Benoit's mistress and basically said he didn't give a f*** after he was called out on it?
Chubrock812 12 hours ago#5
If that's the case, why doesn't sheamus get the boos directed at Roman?
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bigblu89 12 hours ago#6
So 2 bad spots in a 10+ year career makes someone a bad worker? Got it.
do_ob_tpkillr 11 hours ago#7
bigblu89 posted...
So 2 bad spots in a 10+ year career makes someone a bad worker?


No. But not being from the indies does.

Sheamus suck and is reckless and unsafe. He should be fired asap.

/s
Nicodimus 11 hours ago#8
Nepotism knows no bounds...HHH's workout buddy isn't getting fired over this.
Less is more.
BaronNugget 11 hours ago#9
No doubt if Sheamus was a manlet who does lots of flips Alverez would be defending him the wanker
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GameGodOfAll 11 hours ago#10
Uh huh. Alverez is an idiot and water is wet.

Shinsuke Nakamura breaks Austin Aries' orbital bone. These things happen.

Hideo Itami breaks Dash Wilder's jaw. Oh well.

Sheamus knocks out Jeff Hardy's tooth HOLY s*** UNSAFE OMG!!!

Nothing to see here folks.
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TashaMK 11 hours ago#11
bigblu89 posted...
So 2 bad spots in a 10+ year career makes someone a bad worker? Got it.

Well, look at all the s*** Seth has been getting snot being unsafe.

People are f***ing dumb.
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I4NRulez 11 hours ago#12
GameGodOfAll posted...
Uh huh. Alverez is an idiot and water is wet.

Shinsuke Nakamura breaks Austin Aries' orbital bone. These things happen.

Hideo Itami breaks Dash Wilder's jaw. Oh well.

Sheamus knocks out Jeff Hardy's tooth HOLY s*** UNSAFE OMG!!!

Nothing to see here folks.


He's commented on all of those before

He's also criticized Seamus before too when kicked Enzo directly in the head.
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TashaMK 11 hours ago#13
Who doesn't want to kick Enzo in the head, though?
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mrlowrider 11 hours ago#14
They should send AJ styles back to the indies because he broke Miz's tooth, maybe he can learn to work
Nicodimus 11 hours ago#15
TashaMK posted...
Who doesn't want to kick Enzo in the head, though?

7aMVjvS
Less is more.
ad_Talking_He 11 hours ago#16
He's right, although he's fairly ubnoxious about it. That kick last night was f***ing pathetic and I really hope Jeff grilled him backstage. Guy needs to paddled by Bret Hart until he agrees to stop kicking people.
Heatseeker500 11 hours ago#17
ad_Talking_He posted...
He's right, although he's fairly ubnoxious about it. That kick last night was f***ing pathetic and I really hope Jeff grilled him backstage. Guy needs to paddled by Bret Hart until he agrees to stop kicking people.
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DominicanGlory 11 hours ago#18
Heatseeker500 posted...
ad_Talking_He posted...
He's right, although he's fairly ubnoxious about it. That kick last night was f***ing pathetic and I really hope Jeff grilled him backstage. Guy needs to paddled by Bret Hart until he agrees to stop kicking people.

It's not f***ing ballet. People make mistakes every now and then. s*** happens.
ad_Talking_He 11 hours ago#19
Yeah, but if you're kicking a guy full force while he isn't moving and your goal isn't to hurt him then you need to take a look at yourself in the mirror and figure so new s*** out.
GameGodOfAll 11 hours ago#20
ad_Talking_He posted...
Yeah, but if you're kicking a guy full force while he isn't moving and your goal isn't to hurt him then you need to take a look at yourself in the mirror and figure so new s*** out.

Watch it again. Jeff was crawling forward into it.

Sheamus works stiff, but he is by no means unsafe. s*** happens and it's an understandable accident. It's not like Jeff was flat on his back and Sheamus just f***ing stomped him. Sheamus was running to kick him in the head, Jeff started crawling and accident. Simple.
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KStateKing17 10 hours ago#21
He can be annoying, but I enjoy his rants more often than not.

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bigblu89 10 hours ago#22
ad_Talking_He posted...
Yeah, but if you're kicking a guy full force while he isn't moving and your goal isn't to hurt him then you need to take a look at yourself in the mirror and figure so new s*** out.


Correct. And when you've been given the trust of your opponent to protect them when you give them a pile driver, and instead you botch it and break the guy's neck, then you need to take a look at yourself in the mirror and figure some new s*** out.

But no one ever got on Owen Hart, because we like him.
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SeamusOHassey 9 hours ago#23
And Jeff Hardy isn't? 

You're not funny and nobody likes you.
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BabaBzaa 9 hours ago#24
bigblu89 posted...
ad_Talking_He posted...
Yeah, but if you're kicking a guy full force while he isn't moving and your goal isn't to hurt him then you need to take a look at yourself in the mirror and figure so new s*** out.


Correct. And when you've been given the trust of your opponent to protect them when you give them a pile driver, and instead you botch it and break the guy's neck, then you need to take a look at yourself in the mirror and figure some new s*** out.

But no one ever got on Owen Hart, because we like him.

Uh no actually while it sucks how he died whenever the subject of Austin's neck is brought up plenty of people on this board fault him for that.
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KobeSystem 8 hours ago#25
BabaBzaa posted...
bigblu89 posted...
ad_Talking_He posted...
Yeah, but if you're kicking a guy full force while he isn't moving and your goal isn't to hurt him then you need to take a look at yourself in the mirror and figure so new s*** out.


Correct. And when you've been given the trust of your opponent to protect them when you give them a pile driver, and instead you botch it and break the guy's neck, then you need to take a look at yourself in the mirror and figure some new s*** out.

But no one ever got on Owen Hart, because we like him.

Uh no actually while it sucks how he died whenever the subject of Austin's neck is brought up plenty of people on this board fault him for that.


Yea Im pretty sure even Bret got on Owen for the neck injury
SeamusOHassey posted...
And Jeff Hardy isn't? 



That's the worst example you could have used lol

That's all Mercury's fault for not guarding his face with his forearms.
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The Senator 5 hours ago#27
TashaMK posted...
Who doesn't want to kick Enzo in the head, though?


This post wins this topic.
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These are experienced and talented (well at least in Cesaro's case) guys, and it just so happens in this one match that Jeff gets a tooth knocked out and Matt gets busted open TWICE? Seems like it was on purpose.
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babyeatermax 5 hours ago#30
And yet his god king Seth Rollins has hurt more people
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mrlowrider 4 hours ago#31
TrulyEpicLawls posted...
These are experienced and talented (well at least in Cesaro's case) guys, and it just so happens in this one match that Jeff gets a tooth knocked out and Matt gets busted open TWICE? Seems like it was on purpose.

Are you actually insinuating that Sheamus intentionally hurt him?
mrlowrider posted...
TrulyEpicLawls posted...
These are experienced and talented (well at least in Cesaro's case) guys, and it just so happens in this one match that Jeff gets a tooth knocked out and Matt gets busted open TWICE? Seems like it was on purpose.

Are you actually insinuating that Sheamus intentionally hurt him?


Who the f*** asks this?

No, I actually meant the exact opposite of what I said. That's what people do when they communicate things and have a penis.
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mrlowrider 4 hours ago#33
Jesus Christ, its like you're racing to join the troll elites of this board

Enjoy
mrlowrider posted...
Jesus Christ, its like you're racing to join the troll elites of this board

Enjoy


Lemme guess, this 'troll elite' group you've created contains every person who's ever disagreed with or corrected you.

Ooooo, you said 'enjoy'. How vaguely threatening. What does that even mean? Enjoy you calling me a generic forum insult? But that sort of thing hurts my feelings and scores you imaginary self-esteem points at my detriment. :(
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BodeciaBust 3 hours ago#35
TrulyEpicLawls posted...
mrlowrider posted...
Jesus Christ, its like you're racing to join the troll elites of this board

Enjoy


Lemme guess, this 'troll elite' group you've created contains every person who's ever disagreed with or corrected you.

Ooooo, you said 'enjoy'. How vaguely threatening. What does that even mean? Enjoy you calling me a generic forum insult? But that sort of thing hurts my feelings and scores you imaginary self-esteem points at my detriment. :(


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ArvTheGreat 3 hours ago#36
All the drugs loosened his tooth first
Things are about to get arvified
mrlowrider 3 hours ago#37
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